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Age 0 - 10: RIP Dade

Jazz


Name: Bogdan Karpov
Residency: Tomsk, Russia
Job: Unemployed
Religion: Russian Orthodox
Language: Russian
Health Issues: None
Relationship: Single
Net Worth: 0 rubles
Notes: Had food poisoning. Your father Lev died in a car accident at age 43.

EdlerBerry


Name: Nogay Batmuntch
Residency: Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia
Job: Unemployed
Religion: Tibetan Buddhist
Language: Mongolian
Health Issues: None
Relationship: Single
Net Worth: 0 tugruks
Notes: Had whooping cough and food poisoning.

Grape


Name: Dag Jon
Residency: Lulea, Sweden
Job: Unemployed
Religion: Evangelical Lutheran
Language: Swedish
Health Issues: None
Relationship: Single
Net Worth: 0 krona
Notes: Had measles. Stole a toy. #thuglife

Vrienzy


Name: Armando Perez
Residency: Moca, Dominican Republic
Job: Unemployed
Religion: Roman Catholic
Language: Spanish
Health Issues: None
Relationship: Single
Net Worth: 0 pesos
Notes: Your father Marco was murdered at age 40. Removed from school.

Bae


Name: Betty Lawson
Residency: Gold Coast, Australia
Job: Unemployed
Religion: Anglican
Language: English
Health Issues: None
Relationship: Single
Net Worth: 0 dollars
Notes: Had measles.

Alchemy Time


Name: Salvador Velasquez
Residency: Mexico City, Mexico
Job: Unemployed
Religion: Roman Catholic
Language: Spanish
Health Issues: None
Relationship: Single
Net Worth: 0 pesos
Notes: Had food poisoning. Your father Marcelo died of an epileptic seizure at age 40. Removed from school.

gbassi


Name: Rui Rui
Residency: Braga, Portugal
Job: Unemployed
Religion: Roman Catholic
Language: Portuguese
Health Issues: None
Relationship: Single
Net Worth: 0 euros
Notes: Had appendicitis.

GFY


Name: Moritz Horowitz
Residency: Jerusalem, Israel
Job: Unemployed
Religion: Jewish
Language: Hebrew
Health Issues: None
Relationship: Single
Net Worth: 0 sheqels
Notes: Civil war in your country.
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Kazmanian Devil Canucks Franchise Player

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Age 10 - 20: Crip and Blood

Jazz


Name: Bogdan Karpov
Residency: Tomsk, Russia
Job: Student
Religion: Russian Orthodox
Language: Russian
Health Issues: None
Relationship: Married to Leva Karpov
Net Worth: 0 rubles
Notes: Your country entered a war abroad. Started dating Tatyana. Dumped by Tatyana. Started dating Leva. Graduated high school. Going to college for a physcology degree. Married Leva.

EdlerBerry


Name: Nogay Batmuntch
Residency: Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia
Job: Soldier
Religion: Tibetan Buddhist
Language: Mongolian
Health Issues: Smoker
Relationship: Single
Net Worth: 2,307,122 tukriks
Notes: Lost 3,000,000 tukriks in a famine. Removed from school. Became a manufacturing labourer. Drafted and became a soldier. Moved out on your own. Took up smoking, drinking, and illicit drugs. Stole 1,000,000 tukriks. Rejected by 5 women.

Grape


Name: Dag Jon
Residency: Lulea, Sweden
Job: Student
Religion: Evangelical Lutheran
Language: Swedish
Health Issues: Smoker
Relationship: Single
Net Worth: 0 krona
Notes: Commited vandalism. Took up smoking. Your father Karsten died of an infection at age 43. Graduated high school. Going to college for a degree in nutrition. Took up drinking and illicit drugs.

Vrienzy


Name: Armando Perez
Residency: Moca, Dominican Republic
Job: Prisoner
Religion: Roman Catholic
Language: Spanish
Health Issues: None
Relationship: Dating Yolanda Zamorano
Net Worth: -69,430 pesos
Notes: You have epilepsy. Became a textile worker. Started dating Yolanda. Moved out on your own. Became a metal worker. Imprisoned for participating in corporate corruption. Your mother Lourdes died of tuberculosis at age 55.

Bae


Name: Betty Lawson
Residency: Gold Coast, Australia
Job: Materials Clerk
Religion: Anglican
Language: English
Health Issues: None
Relationship: Single
Net Worth: 0 dollars
Notes: Graduated high school. Became a materials clerk.

Alchemy Time


Name: Salvador Velasquez
Residency: Mexico City, Mexico
Job: Soldier
Religion: Roman Catholic
Language: Spanish
Health Issues: None
Relationship: Married to Esperanza Velasquez
Net Worth: 73,302 pesos
Notes: Became a garbage collector. Civil war in your country. Moved out on your own. Started dating Esperanza. Drafted and became a soldier. Married Esperanza.

gbassi


Name: Rui Rui
Residency: Braga, Portugal
Job: Unemployed
Religion: Roman Catholic
Language: Portuguese
Health Issues: None
Relationship: Married to Verna Rui
Net Worth: 0 euros
Notes: Started dating Verna. Graduated high school. Going to college for a degree in biology. Married Verna.

GFY


Name: Moritz Horowitz
Residency: Jerusalem, Israel
Job: Unemployed
Religion: Jewish
Language: Hebrew
Health Issues: Paralysis
Relationship: Married to Avivit Horowitz
Net Worth: 0 sheqels
Notes: Had schistosomiasis. Took a dangerous fall and became paralyzed. Started dating Avivit. Graduated high school. Going to college for a degree in economics. Married Avivit.
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Age 20 - 25: Soldier Side

Jazz


Name: Bogdan Karpov
Residency: Tomsk, Russia
Job: Secondary School Teacher
Religion: Russian Orthodox
Language: Russian
Health Issues: None
Relationship: Married to Leva Karpov
Net Worth: 148,105 rubles
Notes: Graduated with a psychology degree. Became a secondary school teacher. Moved out on your own.

EdlerBerry


Name: Nogay Batmuntch
Residency: Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia
Job: Soldier
Religion: Tibetan Buddhist
Language: Mongolian
Health Issues: Former Smoker
Relationship: Single
Net Worth: 2,490,488 tukriks
Notes: Lost 400,000 tukriks in a famine. Gave up smoking. Still can't get a woman.

Grape


Name: Dag Jon
Residency: Lulea, Sweden
Job: Student
Religion: Evangelical Lutheran
Language: Swedish
Health Issues: Smoker
Relationship: Single
Net Worth: 0 krona
Notes: Sentenced to 2 years in prison for burglary. Graduated with a nutrition degree. Going to grad school for an advanced nutrition degree.

Vrienzy


Name: Armando Perez
Residency: Moca, Dominican Republic
Job: Soldier
Religion: Roman Catholic
Language: Spanish
Health Issues: Epilepsy
Relationship: Married to Yolanda Perez
Net Worth: 90,113 pesos
Notes: Released from prison and became a soldier. Your girlfriend Yolanda was raped. Married Yolanda.

Bae


Name: Betty Lawson
Residency: Gold Coast, Australia
Job: Materials Clerk
Religion: Anglican
Language: English
Health Issues: None
Relationship: Single
Net Worth: 0 dollars
Notes: Took up drinking. Can't seem to attract a man.

Alchemy Time


Name: Salvador Velasquez
Residency: Mexico City, Mexico
Job: Artist
Religion: Roman Catholic
Language: Spanish
Health Issues: None
Relationship: Married to Esperanza Velasquez
Net Worth: 139,812 pesos
Notes: Left the military and became an artist.

gbassi


Name: Rui Rui
Residency: Braga, Portugal
Job: Student
Religion: Roman Catholic
Language: Portuguese
Health Issues: None
Relationship: Married to Verna Rui
Net Worth: 0 euros
Notes: Graduated with a biology degree. Going to grad school for an advanced biology degree. Took up drinking.

GFY


Name: Moritz Horowitz
Residency: Jerusalem, Israel
Job: Student
Religion: Jewish
Language: Hebrew
Health Issues: Paralysis
Relationship: Single
Net Worth: 0 sheqels
Notes: Graduated with an economics degree. Going to grad school for an advanced economics degree. Your wife Avivit died of an epileptic seizure at age 23.
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Age 25 - 30: KNAWLEDGE

Jazz


Name: Bogdan Karpov
Residency: Tomsk, Russia
Job: Prisoner
Religion: Russian Orthodox
Language: Russian
Health Issues: None
Relationship: Married to Leva Karpov
Net Worth: -283,503 rubles
Notes: Exposed human rights violations and got sentenced to 3 years in prison.

EdlerBerry


Name: Nogay Batmuntch
Residency: Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia
Job: Soldier
Religion: Tibetan Buddhist
Language: Mongolian
Health Issues: Former Smoker, Drug Addict
Relationship: Married to Checheg Batmuntch
Net Worth: 3,605,240 tukriks
Notes: Your father Munlik died of a stroke at age 61. Became addicted to illicit drugs. Started dating Checheg. Married Checheg.

Grape


Name: Dag Jon
Residency: Lulea, Sweden
Job: Marketing Director
Religion: Evangelical Lutheran
Language: Swedish
Health Issues: Smoker
Relationship: Single
Net Worth: 115,838 krona
Notes: Graduated with an advanced nutrition degree. Became a marketing director. Moved out on your own.

Vrienzy


Name: Armando Perez
Residency: Moca, Dominican Republic
Job: Foreman
Religion: Roman Catholic
Language: Spanish
Health Issues: Epilepsy
Relationship: Married to Yolanda Perez
Net Worth: 256,809 pesos
Notes: Left the military and became a foreman. Robbed for 15,000 pesos.

Bae


Name: Betty Lawson
Residency: Gold Coast, Australia
Job: Materials Clerk
Religion: Anglican
Language: English
Health Issues: None
Relationship: Married to Frank Lawson
Net Worth: 23,435 dollars
Notes: Took up illicit drugs. Started dating Frank. Married Frank Lawson and moved out with him.

Alchemy Time


Name: Salvador Velasquez
Residency: Mexico City, Mexico
Job: Artist
Religion: Roman Catholic
Language: Spanish
Health Issues: None
Relationship: Married to Esperanza Velasquez
Net Worth: 160,090 pesos
Notes: Failed to win the lottery. Scrub.

gbassi


Name: Rui Rui
Residency: Braga, Portugal
Job: Student
Religion: Roman Catholic
Language: Portuguese
Health Issues: None
Relationship: Married to Verna Rui
Net Worth: 17,031 euros
Notes: Graduated with an advanced biology degree. Became a scientist. Moved out with your wife.

GFY


Name: Moritz Horowitz
Residency: Jerusalem, Israel
Job: College Professor
Religion: Jewish
Language: Hebrew
Health Issues: Paralysis
Relationship: Single
Net Worth: 134,697 sheqels
Notes: Your country entered a major war abroad. Graduated with an advanced education degree. Started dating Zehira. Became a college professor. Moved out on your own. Dumped by Zehira.
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