Go Faulk Yourself Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Most boring cdc life sim yet Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted October 27, 2015 Author Share Posted October 27, 2015 Most boring cdc life sim yetyou all had to have nice developed countries and college degrees Link to comment
g_bassi13 Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Most boring cdc life sim yetToo early to judge. You're crazy if you think living in a constant warzone won't take its toll. Your shekels won't be worth a mashugana if it doesn't stop. Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted October 28, 2015 Author Share Posted October 28, 2015 Age 30 - 35: Do For LoveJazzName: Bogdan KarpovResidency: Tomsk, RussiaJob: School AdministratorReligion: Russian OrthodoxLanguage: RussianHealth Issues: NoneRelationship: Married to Leva KarpovNet Worth: -432,516 rublesNotes: Released from prison. Became a school administrator. Your home was burglarized, but they didn't take anything; apparently the guys from Home Alone made it to Russia.EdlerBerryName: Nogay BatmuntchResidency: Ulaanbaatar, MongoliaJob: SoldierReligion: Tibetan BuddhistLanguage: MongolianHealth Issues: Former SmokerRelationship: Married to Checheg BatmuntchNet Worth: 590,260 tukriksNotes: Gave up drugs. Lost 4,500,000 tukriks to famine.GrapeName: Dag JonResidency: Lulea, SwedenJob: Marketing DirectorReligion: Evangelical LutheranLanguage: SwedishHealth Issues: SmokerRelationship: SingleNet Worth: 160,479 kronaNotes: Had a peptic ulcer.VrienzyName: Armando PerezResidency: Moca, Dominican RepublicJob: ForemanReligion: Roman CatholicLanguage: SpanishHealth Issues: EpilepsyRelationship: Married to Yolanda PerezNet Worth: 550,367 pesosNotes: You have died in a flood at age 32.RIP Armando PerezBaeName: Betty LawsonResidency: Gold Coast, AustraliaJob: Materials ClerkReligion: AnglicanLanguage: EnglishHealth Issues: Drug AddictRelationship: Married to Frank LawsonNet Worth: 28,796 dollarsNotes: Became addicted to illicit drugs.Alchemy TimeName: Salvador VelasquezResidency: Mexico City, MexicoJob: ArtistReligion: Roman CatholicLanguage: SpanishHealth Issues: NoneRelationship: Married to Esperanza VelasquezNet Worth: 188,659 pesosNotes: Got assaulted.gbassiName: Rui RuiResidency: Braga, PortugalJob: StudentReligion: Roman CatholicLanguage: PortugueseHealth Issues: NoneRelationship: Married to Verna RuiNet Worth: 27,486 eurosNotes: Your home was burglarized for 3,000 euros.GFYName: Moritz HorowitzResidency: Jerusalem, IsraelJob: College ProfessorReligion: JewishLanguage: HebrewHealth Issues: ParalysisRelationship: Married to Samara HorowitzNet Worth: 134,697 sheqelsNotes: Started dating Samara. Married Samara, which your parents did not approve of, so they wrote you out of the will. Link to comment
Baer. Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 дома одна 2: Затерянный в Москве Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted October 28, 2015 Author Share Posted October 28, 2015 одна 2 дома проиграл в Москвеតើ នេះមានន័យថា ទោះបីជា Link to comment
Baer. Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 i translated "edited" into 4 languages then back to english and it said scum lmaoизменето Link to comment
thejazz97 Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Batmuntch sounds nasty lolman. Life must suck in Russia. Link to comment
Edlerberry Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 nogay OK! so much famine Link to comment
Go Faulk Yourself Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Screw you too, fam. Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted October 29, 2015 Author Share Posted October 29, 2015 Age 35 - 40: BPTJazzName: Bogdan KarpovResidency: Tomsk, RussiaJob: School AdministratorReligion: Russian OrthodoxLanguage: RussianHealth Issues: NoneRelationship: Married to Leva KarpovNet Worth: -323,126 rublesNotes: Your mother Dobryna died of a stroke at age 65. More incompetent Russian burglars failed to steal from you again.EdlerBerryName: Nogay BatmuntchResidency: Ulaanbaatar, MongoliaJob: ForemanReligion: Tibetan BuddhistLanguage: MongolianHealth Issues: Former SmokerRelationship: Married to Checheg BatmuntchNet Worth: 2,352 tukriksNotes: Retired from the military and became a foreman. Your mother Mukuli died of congestive heart failure at age 76. You have a new son named Sukhebataar.GrapeName: Dag JonResidency: Lulea, SwedenJob: Marketing DirectorReligion: Evangelical LutheranLanguage: SwedishHealth Issues: SmokerRelationship: Married to Elsa JonNet Worth: 1,536,612 kronaNotes: Started dating Elsa. Your car was stolen. Married Elsa.BaeName: Betty LawsonResidency: Gold Coast, AustraliaJob: Materials ClerkReligion: AnglicanLanguage: EnglishHealth Issues: Drug AddictRelationship: Married to Frank LawsonNet Worth: 37,899 dollarsNotes: Your husband is an alcoholic.Alchemy TimeName: Salvador VelasquezResidency: Mexico City, MexicoJob: ArtistReligion: Roman CatholicLanguage: SpanishHealth Issues: EpilepsyRelationship: Married to Esperanza VelasquezNet Worth: 148,487 pesosNotes: You have epilepsy. Burglarized for 75,000 pesos.gbassiName: Rui RuiResidency: Braga, PortugalJob: ScientistReligion: Roman CatholicLanguage: PortugueseHealth Issues: NoneRelationship: Married to Verna RuiNet Worth: 16,855 eurosNotes: Your home was burglarized for 23,000 euros. You have a new daughter named Gertrudes, and a new son named Ronaldo.GFYName: Moritz HorowitzResidency: Jerusalem, IsraelJob: College ProfessorReligion: JewishLanguage: HebrewHealth Issues: ParalysisRelationship: Married to Samara HorowitzNet Worth: 166,86 sheqelsNotes: You have two new sons named Shabtai and Antshel, despite being paralyzed. Your father Ezra died of heart disease at age 66. Link to comment
Vrienzy Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Goal: be the next great Slugger from the dominican republic.Reality: went to jail and and died young in a flood.rip AP Link to comment
g_bassi13 Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Second character in a row that doesn't know what a security system is. Props on the consistency though. Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted October 30, 2015 Author Share Posted October 30, 2015 Age 40 - 50: Gliding Over AllJazzName: Bogdan KarpovResidency: Tomsk, RussiaJob: School AdministratorReligion: Russian OrthodoxLanguage: RussianHealth Issues: NoneRelationship: Married to Leva KarpovNet Worth: 75,862 rublesNotes: You have a new daughter named Bela. You country entered a war abroad.EdlerBerryName: Nogay BatmuntchResidency: Ulaanbaatar, MongoliaJob: ForemanReligion: Tibetan BuddhistLanguage: MongolianHealth Issues: Former Smoker, Lung CancerRelationship: Married to Checheg BatmuntchNet Worth: -767,542 tukriksNotes: You have a new son named Merkid. Your sister Yisun died of tuberculosis at age 64. You have lung cancer.GrapeName: Dag JonResidency: Lulea, SwedenJob: PrisonerReligion: Evangelical LutheranLanguage: SwedishHealth Issues: Former SmokerRelationship: Married to Elsa JonNet Worth: -58,178 kronaNotes: Your mother Vibeke died of colon cancer at age 68. Your sister Liv commited suicide due to schizophrenia at age 45. Gave up smoking. Used you job to make illegal money and got 4 years in prison. You have been murdered in prison at age 50.RIP Dag JonBaeName: Betty LawsonResidency: Gold Coast, AustraliaJob: Materials ClerkReligion: AnglicanLanguage: EnglishHealth Issues: DepressionRelationship: Married to Frank LawsonNet Worth: 54,531 dollarsNotes: Gave up drugs. Your mother Teresa has commited suicide at age 68. Became clinically depressed.Alchemy TimeName: Salvador VelasquezResidency: Mexico City, MexicoJob: ArtistReligion: Roman CatholicLanguage: SpanishHealth Issues: Epilepsy, Arthritis, InfertileRelationship: Married to Esperanza VelasquezNet Worth: 66,938 pesosNotes: You are infertile. You have arthritis. Tried to hop the border and got deported back to Mexico.gbassiName: Rui RuiResidency: Braga, PortugalJob: ScientistReligion: Roman CatholicLanguage: PortugueseHealth Issues: NoneRelationship: Married to Verna RuiNet Worth: 62,506 eurosNotes: Your father Odoardo died of pancreas cancer at age 63. You car was stolen. Your mother Cebria died of a stroke at age 68.GFYName: Moritz HorowitzResidency: Jerusalem, IsraelJob: College ProfessorReligion: JewishLanguage: HebrewHealth Issues: ParalysisRelationship: Married to Samara HorowitzNet Worth: 527,148 sheqelsNotes: Your sister Avivit died of alcohol poisoning at age 46. Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted October 30, 2015 Author Share Posted October 30, 2015 Not Mother Teresa. Can't believe I didn't notice that Link to comment
thejazz97 Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 And my family's finally out of the hole. I feel bad for Alchemy Time and Grape tho Link to comment
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