TOMapleLaughs Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 We are going to win Against the Bruins next game I guarantee it Sutter is injured But Bo and Jared are studs And they will score goals Khokhlachev is out And that is just too damn bad Because he's awesome Brad Marchand is not worth a haiku We are all Canucks And we're in this together For better or worse Link to comment
Gstank29 Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Your first one is 6 6 5 Link to comment
Gstank29 Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Jim Benning is god James B can suck a ...... Stanley cup here we come Link to comment
Toni Zamboni Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 coastal dot view really likes this idea no periods here Link to comment
The Lock Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 We are retooling We are not being stupid Let us wait five years Link to comment
TOMapleLaughs Posted December 4, 2015 Author Share Posted December 4, 2015 17 minutes ago, Gstank29 said: Your first one is 6 6 5 Meh. Going can be shortened to one syllable if you want. Mediocre haiku for mediocre thread. Line 2 is 7 though. Link to comment
Warhippy Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Willie will be coach Raymond Ballard and a 1st No more dumb haikus Link to comment
homersexual Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 There is only one haku... Link to comment
TOMapleLaughs Posted December 4, 2015 Author Share Posted December 4, 2015 We have been waiting For over forty-five years So what's a few more? 7 minutes ago, The Lock said: We are retooling We are not being stupid Let us wait five years Link to comment
Green Goblin Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 I don't like this thread Haikus are overrated Vrbata Hamhuis Link to comment
TOMapleLaughs Posted December 4, 2015 Author Share Posted December 4, 2015 Recommend free beer If all else fails, we'll be drunk And nobody cares Link to comment
thejazz97 Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 We suck a butt-ton. We need a bit of scoring. Matthews anyone? Link to comment
The Lock Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Just now, TOMapleLaughs said: We have been waiting For over forty-five years So what's a few more? Fifty years is half Of what the Boston Red Sox Waited in baseball Link to comment
Kevin Biestra Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Tank tank tank tank tank Tank tank tank tank tank tank tank Tank tank tank tank tank Link to comment
Nuxfanabroad Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 To express oneself In seventeen syllables So very diffic Link to comment
The Lock Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 1 minute ago, thejazz97 said: We suck a butt-ton. We need a bit of scoring. Matthews anyone? No Matthews for us We will not get Matthews k? Edmonton will get Link to comment
TOMapleLaughs Posted December 4, 2015 Author Share Posted December 4, 2015 Just now, The Lock said: Fifty years is half Of what the Boston Red Sox Waited in baseball In baseball you don't Half the teams in the playoffs Every playoffs I would like to be You know... Alive... When we win Our first Stanley Cup Link to comment
Master Mind Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Henrik and Daniel No one else knows how to score So much for our depth Link to comment
The Lock Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 2 minutes ago, TOMapleLaughs said: In baseball you don't Half the teams in the playoffs Every playoffs I would like to be You know... Alive... When we win Our first Stanley Cup Think hap-happy thoughts I am in my happy place Happy place Hap-hap......... *fatal error* Link to comment
AngelicHearts Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 39 minutes ago, TOMapleLaughs said: Brad Marchand is not worth a haiku I see what you did there. Link to comment
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