Star Wars: The Mafia Awakens (Game Over Mafia Win)

[Baka]

In <3

[Time Lord]

@Dral, @Aladeen, @Captain Aerosex, @Fox Mulder, @HashtagNucks, @ilduce39, @MikeyBoy44, @OurTimeToShine, @Virtanen87 @Where's Wellwood, @Kakanucks

pls

 

[MikeyBoy44]

No

[King Heffy]

42 minutes ago, Time Lord said:

 

@Dral, @Aladeen, @Captain Aerosex, @Fox Mulder, @HashtagNucks, @ilduce39, @MikeyBoy44, @OurTimeToShine, @Virtanen87 @Where's Wellwood, @Kakanucks

pls

 

I wish VIC would come back.

[Otis]

Sure

[Aladeen]

@Time Lord I promise to play as long as you promise to be naked while you play this game. I'll know if you are or not by the way.

[Dral]

I voted for e'rything

[Time Lord]

8 hours ago, Aladeen said:

@Time Lord I promise to play as long as you promise to be naked while you play this game. I'll know if you are or not by the way.

Are you Santa?

[Aladeen]

9 hours ago, Time Lord said:

Are you Santa?

Kind of, but more like Santa for Adults, instead of candy canes I bring butt plugs. Not to say that you can't use a good candy cane as a butt plug, but you'll advance to that later.

 

Also seeing as it is almost Christmas I will let you wear a bow tie and Fez, if you really want to, but that's all. 

[thejazz97]

2 hours ago, Aladeen said:

Kind of, but more like Santa for Adults, instead of candy canes I bring butt plugs. Not to say that you can't use a good candy cane as a butt plug, but you'll advance to that later.

 

Also seeing as it is almost Christmas I will let you wear a bow tie and Fez, if you really want to, but that's all. 

If butt plugs are for good adults, what do the naughty ones get?

[Aladeen]

30 minutes ago, thejazz97 said:

If butt plugs are for good adults, what do the naughty ones get?

If you are naughty then you are visited by something known to the Dutch as Aladeenterklaas Zwarte Piet (loose translation: Aladeen's Massive Schlong covered in Soot) and are whipped with a giant soot covered dildo. 

The Classic Dutch Holiday Song Goes Something Like This (Again Loose Translation):

 

Aladeenterklaas knows when you are naked,

he knows when you home,

he knows when you are watching porn,

and tugging on your bone,

Aladeenterklaas watches you from the bushes,

he watches you from spy cams, or peeks in your windows

so makes sure to be good and lube your tushes,

or the little butt plugs can turn into giant dildos

Aladeenterklaas, he loves us

and wants us to be safe

but Aladeenterklaas Zwarte Piet loves to slap you with a big black dildo

right smack in your face

So be good and you shall not,

have to shed a single tear

Oh Aladeenterklaas with his wunderschlong,

comes for us each year.

 

[thejazz97]

lmao

[Fox Mulder]

Yes sign me up

[Beluga Whale]

22 hours ago, Dral said:

I voted for e'rything

Can I count that as a sign up? 

Someone get the MVP in here.

[g_bassi13]

On 12/12/2015 at 5:16 PM, Beluga Whale said:

Snooze ya lose 

Forgot to mention this earlier but any post in this thread counts as a sign up.

^ You make the rules. In fact, you already made the rule.

[Beluga Whale]

Just now, g_bassi13 said:

^ You make the rules. In fact, you already made the rule.

I did that last game and ended up including someone who didn't want to play so I'm going to be extra cautious this time lol.

[Dr.Strangelove]

7 hours ago, Aladeen said:

If you are naughty then you are visited by something known to the Dutch as Aladeenterklaas Zwarte Piet (loose translation: Aladeen's Massive Schlong covered in Soot) and are whipped with a giant soot covered dildo. 

The Classic Dutch Holiday Song Goes Something Like This (Again Loose Translation):

 

Aladeenterklaas knows when you are naked,

he knows when you home,

he knows when you are watching porn,

and tugging on your bone,

Aladeenterklaas watches you from the bushes,

he watches you from spy cams, or peeks in your windows

so makes sure to be good and lube your tushes,

or the little butt plugs can turn into giant dildos

Aladeenterklaas, he loves us

and wants us to be safe

but Aladeenterklaas Zwarte Piet loves to slap you with a big black dildo

right smack in your face

So be good and you shall not,

have to shed a single tear

Oh Aladeenterklaas with his wunderschlong,

comes for us each year.

 

Oh ma gawd I don't even... this is too beautiful for words

 

 

 

[Dr.Strangelove]

Shameless plug post to hit 4k posts

[Beluga Whale]

IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR THE GAME (please read):

General Rules:

• Nightfall will take place at 9:00 PM PST. All night actions need to be submitted before 8:45 PM.
• PMing will not be allowed unless I create the PM.
• Do NOT quote anything I have written in a Role PM.

Roles/Characters:

• This game will be strictly Town vs Mafia with no third party roles.
• The Town will be those allied with The Resistance and the Mafia will be those allied with the First Order.
• Everyone will be getting a character( from this movie and/or other star wars media) however mass claiming will be unwise due to certain implementations.
• The Mafia will be given characters allied with the New Order AS WELL as "safe claims". A group of Resistance aligned roles  will be randomized and distributed to the regular tp's and mafia without bias.
• The Tp specials are Resistance aligned roles with predetermined characters and will have night abilities.
• There will be roughly 1/4 of the players being mafia and 1/4 of the tp's having a special role. 
• Action Order (these roles may or may not be included in the game).
  Strongman Kills 
  Role-blocking abilities
  Investigations
  Saving abilities
  Mafia night kills
  Vigilante kills
   

Nightfall Reports:

• Upon death, a player's FULL Role Card will be revealed (this information may be useful in strategizing for tp specials). 
• Example of a Role Card: 
  Spoiler

   

  

  You are Porkins, a Regular Towns-person and are allied with the Resistance. Your power lies in your vote and you win when all the mafia have been eliminated.

  Good luck, and may the Force be with you.

[Intoewsables]

Yeah I'm the lackey First Order bros hit me up with a PM