Kazmanian Devil Posted December 21, 2015 Author Share Posted December 21, 2015 Age 0 - 10: No Flex Zone Spoder Spoiler Name: Nazira Nawaii Residency: Nuqus, Uzbekistan Job: Student Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Uzbek Health Issues: Malaria Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 soms Notes: Got malaria. Your mother killed herself from schizophrenia. JE Spoiler Name: Goro Fujita Residency: Fukushima, Japan Job: Student Religion: Buddhist Language: Japanese Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 yen Notes: Died in an earthquake at age 6. RIP Goro Fujita Formx Spoiler Name: Veronika Aas Residency: Selfoss, Iceland Job: Student Religion: Evangelical Lutheran Language: Icelandic Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 krona Notes: Struggling with school. Tigs Spoiler Name: Abdul Jabar Fakir Syed Aizazuddin Residency: Mogadishu, Somalia Job: Unemployed Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Somali Health Issues: Growth Stunting, Malaria Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 shillings Notes: Had whooping cough. Your growth is stunted. Had measles. Got hit by a car. You have malaria. Fox Spoiler Name: Ez El Din Bu Shari Residency: Sakakah, Saudi Arabia Job: Unemployed Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Arabic Health Issues: Growth Stunting Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 riyal Notes: Your father died of kidney disease. Removed from school. Your growth is stunted. Got hit by a car. TS Spoiler Name: Mesi Mensah Residency: Bo, Sierra Leone Job: Unemployed Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Mende Health Issues: Growth Stunting Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 leones Notes: Stunted growth. Removed from school. Jager Spoiler Name: Bing De Bao Residency: Wanxian, China Job: Student Religion: Buddhist/Taoist Language: Mandarin Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 yuans Notes: Your country is full of civil war. OG Nail Spoiler Name: Raymond Rice Residency: Spanish Town, Jamaica Job: Unemployed Religion: Protestant Language: Creole English Health Issues: Growth Stunting Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 dollars Notes: Your growth is stunted. A tropical storm destroyed your house. Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 RIP Goro T__T Link to comment
Jägermeister Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Almost everyone is from a 3rd world country, guy from Japan dies first. Link to comment
Chris Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 10 hours ago, Jägermeister said: Almost everyone is from a 3rd world country, guy from Japan dies first. Fukushima though, I'm surprised he wasn't born with a third leg. Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted December 22, 2015 Author Share Posted December 22, 2015 Age 10 - 20: Crip and Blood Spoder Spoiler Name: Nazira Nawaii Residency: Nuqus, Uzbekistan Job: Textile Worker Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Uzbek Health Issues: Malaria, Asthma Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 soms Notes: Got asthma. Dropped out of school and became a textile worker. Formx Spoiler Name: Veronika Aas Residency: Selfoss, Iceland Job: Nursing Aid Religion: Evangelical Lutheran Language: Icelandic Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 krona Notes: Had measles. Graduated high school and became a nursing aid. Many men rejected you. Took up drinking. Tigs Spoiler Name: Abdul Jabar Fakir Syed Aizazuddin Residency: Mogadishu, Somalia Job: Soldier Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Somali Health Issues: Growth Stunting, Malaria Relationship: Married to Rashida Net Worth: 772,053 shillings Notes: Civil war in Somalia. Became a miner. Your mom died of AIDS. Survived 3 floods and a famine. Married Rashida and moved out with her. Drafted in to the military. Fox Spoiler Name: Ez El Din Bu Shari Residency: Sakakah, Saudi Arabia Job: Stone Cutter Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Arabic Health Issues: Growth Stunting Relationship: Single Net Worth: 6,997 riyal Notes: Became a stone cutter. Moved out on your own. TS Spoiler Name: Mesi Mensah Residency: Bo, Sierra Leone Job: Farm Worker Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Mende Health Issues: Growth Stunting, Malaria Relationship: Single Net Worth: 803,545 leones Notes: Had worms. Took up smoking, but quit after a year. Both of your parents died of old age. Became a farm worker. Got malaria. Jager Spoiler Name: Bing De Bao Residency: Wanxian, China Job: Student Religion: Buddhist/Taoist Language: Mandarin Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 yuans Notes: Took up smoking, drinking, and illicit drugs. Killed in a civil war at age 17. RIP Bing De Bao OG Nail Spoiler Name: Raymond Rice Residency: Spanish Town, Jamaica Job: Administrative Aid Religion: Protestant Language: Creole English Health Issues: Growth Stunting, Paralysis Relationship: Married to Nicole Net Worth: 305,324 dollars Notes: Saved a friend's life. Took up smoking and drinking. Got hit by a car and became paralyzed. Graduated high school. Became an administrative aid. Married Nicole and moved out with her. Link to comment
Lil B From The Pack Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 I guess Veronika's ass wasn't good enough. Link to comment
Fox Mulder Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Alright I'm in a cult! Link to comment
Jägermeister Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Bing De Bao had a full and exciting life. RIP. Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 farm worker T__T YO SUPPOSED TO BE CHANGING AFRICA, MESI Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted December 23, 2015 Author Share Posted December 23, 2015 Age 20 - 25: Role Reversal Spoder Spoiler Name: Nazira Nawaii Residency: Nuqus, Uzbekistan Job: Textile Worker Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Uzbek Health Issues: Malaria, Asthma Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 soms Notes: Sheltered a fugitive. Your father commited suicide due to schizophrenia. Formx Spoiler Name: Veronika Aas Residency: Selfoss, Iceland Job: Nursing Aid Religion: Evangelical Lutheran Language: Icelandic Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 krona Notes: Took up illicit drugs. Still can't attract a man. Tigs Spoiler Name: Abdul Jabar Fakir Syed Aizazuddin Residency: Mogadishu, Somalia Job: Miner Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Somali Health Issues: Growth Stunting, Malaria Relationship: Single Net Worth: 1,559,177 shillings Notes: Left the military and became a miner. Had worms. Your wife died in a flood. Fox Spoiler Name: Ez El Din Bu Shari Residency: Sakakah, Saudi Arabia Job: Construction Worker Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Arabic Health Issues: Growth Stunting Relationship: Single Net Worth: 12,810 riyal Notes: Arrested for corruption. Became a construction worker. TS Spoiler Name: Mesi Mensah Residency: Bo, Sierra Leone Job: Farm Worker Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Mende Health Issues: Growth Stunting, Malaria Relationship: Single Net Worth: 797,129 leones Notes: Suffered a stroke. OG Nail Spoiler Name: Raymond Rice Residency: Spanish Town, Jamaica Job: Handicraft Worker Religion: Protestant Language: Creole English Health Issues: Growth Stunting, Paralysis Relationship: Married to Nicole Net Worth: 418,730 dollars Notes: Lost your job due to physical limitations. Became a handicraft worker. Abused by your wife. Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 my guys are always super boring T__T Link to comment
Lil B From The Pack Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 5 hours ago, Tig'ol Bitties said: Woat ass imo. tru Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted December 24, 2015 Author Share Posted December 24, 2015 Age 25 - 30: Hot Aas Spoder Spoiler Name: Nazira Nawaii Residency: Nuqus, Uzbekistan Job: Textile Worker Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Uzbek Health Issues: Malaria, Asthma Relationship: Single Net Worth: 891,621 soms Notes: Died of malaria at age 27. RIP Nazira Nawaii Formx Spoiler Name: Veronika Aas Residency: Selfoss, Iceland Job: Nursing Aid Religion: Evangelical Lutheran Language: Icelandic Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 krona Notes: Died in a volcanic eruption at age 30. RIP Veronika Aas Tigs Spoiler Name: Abdul Jabar Fakir Syed Aizazuddin Residency: Mogadishu, Somalia Job: Miner Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Somali Health Issues: Growth Stunting, Malaria, Tuberculosis Relationship: Single Net Worth: 1,973,216 shillings Notes: Got tuberculosis. Died of tuberculosis at age 29. RIP Abdul Jabar Fakir Syed Aizazuddin Fox Spoiler Name: Ez El Din Bu Shari Residency: Sakakah, Saudi Arabia Job: Construction Worker Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Arabic Health Issues: Growth Stunting Relationship: Single Net Worth: 46,124 riyal Notes: Started your very own chimney sweeping business. TS Spoiler Name: Mesi Mensah Residency: Bo, Sierra Leone Job: Beggar Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Mende Health Issues: Growth Stunting, Malaria Relationship: Dating Ngozi Net Worth: 783,450 leones Notes: Due to your stroke you are unemployed and homeless. Got a boyfriend named Ngozi. OG Nail Spoiler Name: Raymond Rice Residency: Spanish Town, Jamaica Job: Handicraft Worker Religion: Protestant Language: Creole English Health Issues: Growth Stunting, Paralysis Relationship: Married to Nicole Net Worth: 541,236 dollars Notes: Your brother died of hepatitis. Took up illicit drugs. Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 no welfare in africa. someone should make an infomercial for mesi T__T Link to comment
Fox Mulder Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 And then there were 3 lol Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted December 28, 2015 Author Share Posted December 28, 2015 Age 30 - 40: Out With a Bang Fox Spoiler Name: Ez El Din Bu Shari Residency: Sakakah, Saudi Arabia Job: Business Owner Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Arabic Health Issues: Growth Stunting Relationship: Married to Faten Net Worth: 43,548 riyal Notes: Got married and had a son named Saddam. Your chimney sweeping business has been a smashing success. TS Spoiler Name: Mesi Mensah Residency: Bo, Sierra Leone Job: Beggar Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Mende Health Issues: Growth Stunting, Malaria, Pelvic Pain, Cervicitis Relationship: Dating Ngozi Net Worth: 854,269 leones Notes: Had worms. Developed chronic pelvic pain due to chlamydia. Developed cervicitis due to gonorrhea. Died due to your weakened state at age 33. OG Nail Spoiler Name: Raymond Rice Residency: Spanish Town, Jamaica Job: Handicraft Worker Religion: Protestant Language: Creole English Health Issues: Growth Stunting, Paralysis Relationship: Married to Nicole Net Worth: 971,994 dollars Notes: Adopted a daughter named Wanda. Your brother Leonard assaulted you due to schizophrenia. Link to comment
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