Vladimir Putin may be older than 63 or immortal: Conspircy theorists have 'proof'

[Dazzle]

http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/conspiracy-theorists-%E2%80%98prove%E2%80%99-vladimir-putin-is-actually-immortal/ar-BBnDp9e?ocid=mailsignoutmd

 

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Conspiracy theorists ‘prove’ Vladimir Putin is actually immortal

 

Vladimir Putin is either 100-plus years old and never ages - or a time traveler looking for the army of the 12 monkeys, the internet ‘proved’ this week.

Conspiracy theorists are convinced by the ‘solid’ evidence that the Russian president may have been alive for more than a century.

UFO site Disclose.tv, which uses the slogan "truth revealed", posted: “Social networks are circulating pictures from 1920 and 1941 for which some people claim that they are pictures of Russian President Vladimir Putin. In fact, supporters of the thesis that Putin is almighty and immortal have launched a story that their president is a mythical creature that resides on our planet for hundreds, if not thousands of years.”

That would explain why he doesn’t look 63 years old.

There is more on that page, but it's not showing up very well. See link for nice entertainment.

[RRypien37]

Honestly, as far fetched as it sounds, nothing would surprise me in this day and age.

Including this. 

[Toews]

9 minutes ago, RRypien37 said:

Honestly, as far fetched as it sounds, nothing would surprise me in this day and age.

Including this. 

Putin is actually the offspring of a unicorn and Bigfoot.

[RRypien37]

Just now, Toews said:

Putin is actually the offspring of a unicorn and Bigfoot.

Source?

[Toews]

1 minute ago, RRypien37 said:

Source?

Give me a sec. I will make a post on my blog and then provide a link to it.

[RRypien37]

Just now, Toews said:

Give me a sec. I will make a post on my blog and then provide a link to it.

Seems legit. I eagerly await for this blog post. 

[thejazz97]

49 minutes ago, Toews said:

Putin is actually the offspring of a unicorn and Bigfoot.

I originally read this as bigot

[Bob.Loblaw]

non gameday threads, even in offtopic forum

[Offensive Threat]

And yet no more idiotic than any other conspiracy theory.

[nucklehead]

Oh yeah I can totally see the resemblance Putin and Mona Lisa 

[Me_]

5 hours ago, Toews said:

Putin is actually the offspring of a unicorn and Bigfoot.

And you're his cousin right?

[Toews]

1 hour ago, Me_ said:

And you're his cousin right?

For that I would have to be at least part unicorn or part sasquatch which I can confirm I am not.

You know who you should be asking this question to though... @Alflives @Twilight Sparkle

 

[higgyfan]

And here I thought he was the anti-christ.

[Aladeen]

Um that 1941 pic really does look like him. 

 

[Tre Mac]

Hell there is a guy at my work that look just like Putin.  Whoa.....

 

 

 

wait a minute.....

 

 

 

maybe HE"S PUTIN....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BWAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

hold me.

[taxi]

Putin looks good for his age, but he doesn't look especially young or immortal.

[thejazz97]

14 minutes ago, Tre Mac said:

Hell there is a guy at my work that look just like Putin.  Whoa.....

 

 

 

wait a minute.....

 

 

 

maybe HE"S PUTIN....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BWAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

hold me.

You work in the Russian gov't?

Can you get me a job?

[rawkdrummer]

9 hours ago, thejazz97 said:

I originally read this as bigot

I originally read it as Pukin'

[CanuckinEdm]

Putin is Snoke.

[Tortorella's Rant]

More proof the world elite are reptilians.