Intoewsables Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 1 hour ago, Aladeen said: Interesting that Intoews isn't part of this game considering his last game... methinks there are PM arrangements with him and MR. This is how I came upon this information! I was hoping for more of a Haymitch type role, but it doesn't really make sense when Dral could drink me under the table any day. Link to comment
thejazz97 Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 3 minutes ago, Aladeen said: wait now the voices are saying that you'd know what this means... MR is off his trolley cause it's monkey's outside, he slipped on some ice and fell arse over tits even though he was dressed in his dog's dinner. The fall gave him the collywobbles, cause a fit lady passed him just then. Being oh so smooth MR said, "hows bout a little how's your father? I'm a little knackered but my John Thomas is at full salute and a little flapper like you needs a bit of the ol' slap and tickle." All she said was "piss off tosser!" Knowing that he was completely snookered, MR responded with "well I gotta see a man about a dog and you look a little too up the duff for me to be up in your bits n' bobs! Barmy Bitch!" Now not being laid in a donkey's age was really getting to MR so he just started chasing every fanny he could see until he ran into a bobby and took him at Her Majesty's pleasure, so he just decided to go to bedfordshire in the clink starkers. Before he slept though he knew he would have to give the ol todger a jolly rub so he played with the ol twig and berries before going to kip. I think Aladeen hit his head or something... Link to comment
Aladeen Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 4 minutes ago, Intoewsables said: I was hoping for more of a Haymitch type role, but it doesn't really make sense when Dral could drink me under the table any day. That's cause he stores the excess alcohol in his gigantic balls! Link to comment
JohnLocke Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 9 minutes ago, Intoewsables said: I was hoping for more of a Haymitch type role, but it doesn't really make sense when Dral could drink me under the table any day. I'm glad you're back to a suits avatar. This season is so good. Link to comment
Master Radishes Posted February 18, 2016 Author Share Posted February 18, 2016 21 minutes ago, Aladeen said: wait now the voices are saying that you'd know what this means... MR is off his trolley cause it's monkey's outside, he slipped on some ice and fell arse over tits even though he was dressed in his dog's dinner. The fall gave him the collywobbles, cause a fit lady passed him just then. Being oh so smooth MR said, "hows bout a little how's your father? I'm a little knackered but my John Thomas is at full salute and a little flapper like you needs a bit of the ol' slap and tickle." All she said was "piss off tosser!" Knowing that he was completely snookered, MR responded with "well I gotta see a man about a dog and you look a little too up the duff for me to be up in your bits n' bobs! Barmy Bitch!" Now not being laid in a donkey's age was really getting to MR so he just started chasing every fanny he could see until he ran into a bobby and took him at Her Majesty's pleasure, so he just decided to go to bedfordshire in the clink starkers. Before he slept though he knew he would have to give the ol todger a jolly rub so he played with the ol twig and berries before going to kip. I'm impressed. You speak Hollywood British very well. But, to use the true local vernacular, you're chattin' rubbish, bruv. Link to comment
JAY JAY Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 3 hours ago, DoughtysCheck said: Are you serious? Same faction as jay? Bull!! Well, isn't that a kick to the boys! Last time I request you as a teammate! Link to comment
Aladeen Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 15 minutes ago, Master Radishes said: I'm impressed. You speak Hollywood British very well. But, to use the true local vernacular, you're chattin' rubbish, bruv. Bollocks! Link to comment
Lewitelli Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 57 minutes ago, JohnLocke said: I'm glad you're back to a suits avatar. This season is so good. Amen, I like you guys haha, suits is friggen sick! Can't wait for this. Link to comment
King Heffy Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 18 minutes ago, Lewitelli said: Amen, I like you guys haha, suits is friggen sick! Can't wait for this. Vote Kumar Link to comment
Kakanucks Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 I VOLUNTEERRRRRR!!!!!......................wait I have no idea what I'm talking about...this is the only thing I remember about Hunger Games considering I never watched the movies or have read the books. Link to comment
DarthMelvin Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 thats about right.... Link to comment
Lewitelli Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 1 hour ago, King Heffy said: Vote Kumar 1 hour ago, King Heffy said: Vote Kumar Who even is this Kumar lmao Link to comment
Aladeen Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 3 minutes ago, Lewitelli said: Who even is this Kumar lmao Oh Kumar you so crazy Link to comment
Master Radishes Posted February 18, 2016 Author Share Posted February 18, 2016 So, I mean, should we just start? Link to comment
Lewitelli Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 18 minutes ago, Aladeen said: Oh Kumar you so crazy Yeah I should stop with the whole Lewitelli act eh Link to comment
Beluga Whale Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 16 minutes ago, Master Radishes said: So, I mean, should we just start? Yes! Link to comment
JohnLocke Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 1 hour ago, Kakanucks said: I VOLUNTEERRRRRR!!!!!......................wait I have no idea what I'm talking about...this is the only thing I remember about Hunger Games considering I never watched the movies or have read the books. Uh oh... Our district needs help Link to comment
Kakanucks Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 3 minutes ago, JohnLocke said: Uh oh... Our district needs help SHH, its obviously an attempt to fly under the radar Link to comment
Beluga Whale Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 OMG I'm kingpin. PM me your resume and I'll consider recruiting you. Link to comment
JohnLocke Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 19 minutes ago, Beluga Whale said: OMG I'm kingpin. PM me your resume and I'll consider recruiting you. as soon as game begins, I'm voting you so hard. Link to comment
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