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7 hours ago, Zfetch said:

I can train noobs like I can squeeze boobs. Giving them a feel nice and slow, gradually picking up the pace and treating them tender the whole time.

Let's go Lewitelli!!!

Hahaha well when you put it like that I can't wait :D

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It's tradition to rate and introduce each Tribute to the audience at the start of each Games. Ladies and gentlemen of Panem, here our your Tributes!

 

Name

District

Mafia Rating

Unique stat

Beluga Whale

District 1

11

Communicates with sonar

milk and honey

District 1

6

Has IV drip constantly pumping bubble tea into veins

g_bassi13

District 2

8

Is all about that bassi, 'bout that bassi

Dral

District 2

10

Was once accidentally sober for 5 minutes

JohnLocke

District 3

9

Influenced French philosophers like Voltaire and Daft Punk

Kakanucks

District 3

5

Has a lovely bunch of kakanuts

Aladeen

District 4

69

Drink of choice: champagne avec roofie

Virtanen87

District 4

MVP

Voted 'Whitest Boi in Vancouver 2015'

Baer.

District 5

8

Rebranded with shorter, slicker name based on market research

Go Faulk Yourself

District 5

10

Once allowed evil twin 'Junko' take over CDC account

Lewitelli

District 6

n00b

Aka kumar

Zfetch

District 6

9

Lives in Dral's closet

Time Lord

District 7

9

Weapon of choice: sonic screwdriver

otherwise

District 7

7

Engaged to Aladeen

fwybwed

District 8

fwyfty fwyve

Writes 50 Shades of Gray fanfic

Dr.Strangelove

District 8

8

Can eat own head with a spoon

DoughtysCheck

District 9

-2

Is actually a computer program created by Chinese Government

JAY JAY

District 9

5

Supports Kanye 2020

OurTimeToShine

District 10

404 Not Found

Strategy: don't give anything away by never posting

Kazmanian Devil

District 10

4

Once shot a man just to watch him die

Baka

District 11

6

Can not turn left

King Heffy

District 11

7

In past life was a fruit

Qwags

District 12

4

Does not yet realise what he has been sucked in to

thejazz97

District 12

8

Will jazz all over your face

 

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46 minutes ago, Baer. said:

I wouldn't since there's only a finite number of Mafia. Chances are half the TP die round one.

Very mafia thing to say! Don't kill people cause they might be good! Your fear tactic is so obvious! 

Vote Baer

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55 minutes ago, Baer. said:

 

 

9 minutes ago, Aladeen said:

Very mafia thing to say! Don't kill people cause they might be good! Your fear tactic is so obvious! 

Vote Baer

But what if it does happen? I'm not wrong. We need to think ahead.

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10 minutes ago, JohnLocke said:

Is it possible for two people from same district to be different factions? 

I think if the mafia team was randomly chosen by one player the odds that he (cough BW cough cough) or she (:rolleyes:) picks all their team by faction wouldn't make sense. That being said I bet the Kingpin felt some loyalty to their district and would end up picking their counterpart. So if we can track down the KP I bet their district buddy is mafia too!

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Jazz Kills Beluga Whale who kills M&H who kills bassi who kills Dral who kills JL who kills kaka who kills Me who kills Virt who kills Baer who kills GFY who kills Lew who kills zfetch who kills TL who kills otherwise who kills Fwybwed who kills Dr. S who kills Doughty's check who kills JJ who kills OTTS who kills Kaz who Kills Baka who kills Heffy who kills Qwags who kills Jazz! 

 

Of course the only flaw in this otherwise perfect plan would be if there were two mafia in a row in which case I guess they just wouldn't kill the other one. 

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