MadOgre Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 12 hours ago, Z Hockey said: I like you. I thought these weren't crazy ideas at all actually up until number 29 and then I started to smirk. I can't count to 29 in dots? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUPERTKBD Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Shift-4 said: I don't think I have ever been that bored Me either... ....and I once spent 3 weeks in Yellowknife..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xbox Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Mind as well only have 20 players on our NHL roster since no one is getting injured or slumping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z Hockey Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 1 hour ago, MadOgre said: I can't count to 29 in dots? lol Count these -> - - - - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apollo Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Love it. Jokes aside, one thing is for sure... The Vancouver Canucks are by far the greatest sporting franchise of ALL time and there's nothing more pathetic than not being a die hard Canucks fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadOgre Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 45 minutes ago, Z Hockey said: Count these -> - - - - LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadOgre Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 22 minutes ago, apollo said: Love it. Jokes aside, one thing is for sure... The Vancouver Canucks are by far the greatest sporting franchise of ALL time and there's nothing more pathetic than not being a die hard Canucks fan. Wow. Now that's as extreme as it comes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwags Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 One can dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatedkid666 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 These are very realistic goals for us to expect from out team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alt kilgore Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 10 hours ago, Jam126 said: If they win, I'm gonna move to North Korea and live there for a month. Gawd that's going to suck. Just after the Canucks finally win the Cup, against all odds, the morning after the Robson street rio.....celebrations, you'll have to line up at YVR to go to NK. Oh well, they do have a hockey team there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaBamba Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 I'm a huge fan of this thread, wish CDC had more people like yourself who enjoy having fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klosetotheheart Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 21 hours ago, canucksnhl said: We're winning the Cup with the Sedins next season. Sedins will reach 100 points each. Horvat will win the Selke. Baertschi will hit the 30 goal plateau. Matthews/Laine/Puljujarvi/Tkatchuk/Nylander/Dubois/Chychrun will have a Crosby-like rookie season. McCann will score 20-25 goals as the scoring 3rd line centre. Virtanen will score 18 goals and be a physical presence. Hansen scores 20+ goals again. Higgins will score 15 goals as a 4th liner/sub. Dorsett will score 15 goals as well while also fighting every other night. Burrows scores 20 goals and reignites his two-way game. Etem rips it up and scores 20 goals with 20 helpers. Sutter scores 21 goals and gets 12 assists while still being a foundational piece. Granlund will improve his defensive game and his scoring touch with 16 goals. Gaunce has a Horvat-like second half after struggling offensively in the first half. Rodin is the next Panarin, 61 points. Boeser wins the Hobey Baker Award and beaks all scoring records in the NCAA. Okposo scores 40 goals Subban will make the team out of camp and be ridiculously productive: 20 goals. Hutton will find his scoring touch. Tryamkin will be our best defenseman next season. Edler becomes the old offensive Edler, 45 points. Tanev scores 30 points and has the most blocks in the league. Olsen plays for Utica and becomes AHL MVP. Pedan becomes the designated hitter for the team; leads the league in hits. Biega scratched because our defense drastically improves; but is still effective when called upon Sbisa is still the highest paid 5/6/7 D on the team. Markstrom splits the starting job with the other goalie 50/50. Demko records 12 straight shutouts in Utica, he is then called up and earns an NHL job. Willie spends the summer with AV and learns how to coach the Twins back to said 100 points players. Bartkowski's mom signs a TV deal for the hit TV show The Flash. Matt Bartkowski retires, scoring all of his NHL goals for the Canucks. Larsen scores 10 points in 20 games with a sub 6/7/8 role. Vey scores 100 points.............in the AHL. Weber scores 20 goals...........in the SEL. Lucic will be terrible and is bought out, loses NHL job and becomes Jordan Spieth's caddy. Vrbata scores 50 goals............in the NWHL (women's). Miller asks for a trade because his wife gets a huge offer in Anaheim, Bieksa comes back as part of the deal. Hamhuis signed by another team after being offered 5.5 million x 2 in FA. Prust becomes a salesman and sells groin cups to hockey players worldwide. Fedun gets called up and scores a goal in his first game of the season and is sent down. Grenier has a great summer working out and becomes a powerful scorer in the AHL. Kenins enjoys the press box while cracking jokes at management for not playing him. Cassels has an amazing season in the AHL playing a shutdown role. Zhukenov makes great strides and scores 82 points in the AHL. Zalewski becomes a male-model for Hugo Boss. Gaudette makes it in Utica out of camp. Jasek improves his ceiling and scouts all over the NHL are interested. Jones joins an Australian Football team. LaBate becomes an expert in Quantum Physics. Petit dominates in the AHL for the Comets. Brisebois is stranded in Toronto for 5 hours and comes back as Oliver Queen (Arrow). Cederholm becomes just as good as Lindholm. McEneny wins a pie eating contest in a small town. Neill becomes a Lawyer. Sautner invents the world's first waterproof sandwich. Stewart grows another 2 inches and evolves into John Scott 2.0. Williamson goes back to Leduc and hangs out with my friend who lives there. Cannata becomes the Top Chef who only uses cheese as the main ingredient. Bachman lives in China for a year and learns how to speak Mandarin. Green becomes co-head coach for the Canucks. Fox actually turns into a fox. Friesen is still with the Comets. Trevor Linden convinces Markus Naslund to take a management role on the team. Benning acquires Mikael Granlund. CDC forgets about Shinkaruk. Weisbrod secretly works for the FBI. Stan Smyl becomes the next Walter White/Heisenberg. Carling is Vintage Canuck. Gear starts a new hockey brand called Gear. Wall gets a slight raise in salary. Johnson learns how to develop player's all-around game by using a rare plant found in the Sahara Desert. Cloutier becomes the new goalie coach. Lidster becomes one of the coaching cards in HUT for EA. Gulutzan starts using Instagram and posts multiple selfies per day. Pearn gets a head coach offer but turns it down because Canucks have a nice pension plan for him. Cooper starts using 4K for all video footage. Melanson is still a great goalie coach. Carnegie consults with Barry Allen for speed advice. O'Neill puts a lucky loonie in every player's equipment. Hamilton brings "brownies" during staff meetings. Stewart brings the sauce. Shute adds a small lucky clover leaf inside all of the player's jerseys pregame. Jukich plays checkers every Monday versus Mike Gillis. De Guzman makes a proposal on CDC and everyone loves it. Penrose +1s De Guzman's posts. Christian Aquilini gets the Employee of the Year award. Celebrini introduces nature performance enhancers to the team. Takahashi has a black belt in every martial art out there. Sanderson is actually Geoff Sanderson's uncle. Zarn invites Kobe for dinner. Renaghan knows one of Donald Trump's secrets. Marshall makes prospects run laps all day. Dr. Regan finds a new way to utilize used socks. Dr. Wilkinson makes his patients wear a Canucks hat during check-ups. Dr. Lim proves marijuana provides more pros than cons. Dr. Cashman money. Dr. Boyco starts an industrial company called Boyco. Brackett finds a gem in the 7th round, advises JB. Delorme finds a HOF in the 5th round (a defenseman). Gradin finds a loophole in the draft and somehow the Canucks get to pick twice in the 2nd round. Crawford purchases a tractor from a John Deere dealer. Henning is Benning with an H instead of the B. Komadoski likes to watch comedy flicks. Lindgren goes to Timmies and wins a free coffee. Addesa pretends to be in a Taylor Swift music video. Bates gets a date with Andi Petrillo. Brandon Benning, self-explained. Chapman is chapped. Chibisov likes coffee ice cream mixed with almonds and chocolate chunks. Cook colours his hair black. DeBlois is Mike Ehrmantraut. Hampson is a pancake man. Hammarstrom finds a diamond in the rough in Europe. Lenardon makes a Youtube review video about microwavable pizza pockets. MacDonald becomes the only person with a carved sculpture of Adele. Palango convinces Messi and Beckham to promote the Canucks' prospects. Smith changes his name to Will Smith. Snepsts fights Wendel Clark one more time and wins. Owner Aquilini will be the richest in Canada when the Canucks win the Cup next season. Buys NBA team. Fin reveals his true identity after the Canucks win the Stanley Cup. All CDC mods will reveal their true identities after the Canucks win Lord Stanley. TSN will still show Leafs highlights after the Canucks win the Cup. Did I cover everyone? Players, Prospects, Management, Coaches, Staff, etc. should all be there. To conclude, everyone in the Canucks organization becomes the best version of themselves. * Pigs will fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckylager Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 @canucksnhl Thank you, very funny stuff, I really enjoyed that read! Too many beauties to quote, but Sautner's waterproof sammy.. Good stuff. Please make more threads. I just gave you a mind hug (creepy eh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckylager Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 5 hours ago, MadOgre said: Wow. Now that's as extreme as it comes! That's Apollo, dude. The eternal optimist, and the biggest Homer (which I don't think is a bad thing) on CDC. Pretty sure he's never posted anything negative about the Canucks, ever. And I think he's awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanky Legs Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 22 hours ago, canucksnhl said: We're winning the Cup with the Sedins next season. Sedins will reach 100 points each. Horvat will win the Selke. Baertschi will hit the 30 goal plateau. Matthews/Laine/Puljujarvi/Tkatchuk/Nylander/Dubois/Chychrun will have a Crosby-like rookie season. McCann will score 20-25 goals as the scoring 3rd line centre. Virtanen will score 18 goals and be a physical presence. Hansen scores 20+ goals again. Higgins will score 15 goals as a 4th liner/sub. Dorsett will score 15 goals as well while also fighting every other night. Burrows scores 20 goals and reignites his two-way game. Etem rips it up and scores 20 goals with 20 helpers. Sutter scores 21 goals and gets 12 assists while still being a foundational piece. Granlund will improve his defensive game and his scoring touch with 16 goals. Gaunce has a Horvat-like second half after struggling offensively in the first half. Rodin is the next Panarin, 61 points. Boeser wins the Hobey Baker Award and beaks all scoring records in the NCAA. Okposo scores 40 goals Subban will make the team out of camp and be ridiculously productive: 20 goals. Hutton will find his scoring touch. Tryamkin will be our best defenseman next season. Edler becomes the old offensive Edler, 45 points. Tanev scores 30 points and has the most blocks in the league. Olsen plays for Utica and becomes AHL MVP. Pedan becomes the designated hitter for the team; leads the league in hits. Biega scratched because our defense drastically improves; but is still effective when called upon Sbisa is still the highest paid 5/6/7 D on the team. Markstrom splits the starting job with the other goalie 50/50. Demko records 12 straight shutouts in Utica, he is then called up and earns an NHL job. Willie spends the summer with AV and learns how to coach the Twins back to said 100 points players. Bartkowski's mom signs a TV deal for the hit TV show The Flash. Matt Bartkowski retires, scoring all of his NHL goals for the Canucks. Larsen scores 10 points in 20 games with a sub 6/7/8 role. Vey scores 100 points.............in the AHL. Weber scores 20 goals...........in the SEL. Lucic will be terrible and is bought out, loses NHL job and becomes Jordan Spieth's caddy. Vrbata scores 50 goals............in the NWHL (women's). Miller asks for a trade because his wife gets a huge offer in Anaheim, Bieksa comes back as part of the deal. Hamhuis signed by another team after being offered 5.5 million x 2 in FA. Prust becomes a salesman and sells groin cups to hockey players worldwide. Fedun gets called up and scores a goal in his first game of the season and is sent down. Grenier has a great summer working out and becomes a powerful scorer in the AHL. Kenins enjoys the press box while cracking jokes at management for not playing him. Cassels has an amazing season in the AHL playing a shutdown role. Zhukenov makes great strides and scores 82 points in the AHL. Zalewski becomes a male-model for Hugo Boss. Gaudette makes it in Utica out of camp. Jasek improves his ceiling and scouts all over the NHL are interested. Jones joins an Australian Football team. LaBate becomes an expert in Quantum Physics. Petit dominates in the AHL for the Comets. Brisebois is stranded in Toronto for 5 hours and comes back as Oliver Queen (Arrow). Cederholm becomes just as good as Lindholm. McEneny wins a pie eating contest in a small town. Neill becomes a Lawyer. Sautner invents the world's first waterproof sandwich. Stewart grows another 2 inches and evolves into John Scott 2.0. Williamson goes back to Leduc and hangs out with my friend who lives there. Cannata becomes the Top Chef who only uses cheese as the main ingredient. Bachman lives in China for a year and learns how to speak Mandarin. Green becomes co-head coach for the Canucks. Fox actually turns into a fox. Friesen is still with the Comets. Trevor Linden convinces Markus Naslund to take a management role on the team. Benning acquires Mikael Granlund. CDC forgets about Shinkaruk. Weisbrod secretly works for the FBI. Stan Smyl becomes the next Walter White/Heisenberg. Carling is Vintage Canuck. Gear starts a new hockey brand called Gear. Wall gets a slight raise in salary. Johnson learns how to develop player's all-around game by using a rare plant found in the Sahara Desert. Cloutier becomes the new goalie coach. Lidster becomes one of the coaching cards in HUT for EA. Gulutzan starts using Instagram and posts multiple selfies per day. Pearn gets a head coach offer but turns it down because Canucks have a nice pension plan for him. Cooper starts using 4K for all video footage. Melanson is still a great goalie coach. Carnegie consults with Barry Allen for speed advice. O'Neill puts a lucky loonie in every player's equipment. Hamilton brings "brownies" during staff meetings. Stewart brings the sauce. Shute adds a small lucky clover leaf inside all of the player's jerseys pregame. Jukich plays checkers every Monday versus Mike Gillis. De Guzman makes a proposal on CDC and everyone loves it. Penrose +1s De Guzman's posts. Christian Aquilini gets the Employee of the Year award. Celebrini introduces nature performance enhancers to the team. Takahashi has a black belt in every martial art out there. Sanderson is actually Geoff Sanderson's uncle. Zarn invites Kobe for dinner. Renaghan knows one of Donald Trump's secrets. Marshall makes prospects run laps all day. Dr. Regan finds a new way to utilize used socks. Dr. Wilkinson makes his patients wear a Canucks hat during check-ups. Dr. Lim proves marijuana provides more pros than cons. Dr. Cashman money. Dr. Boyco starts an industrial company called Boyco. Brackett finds a gem in the 7th round, advises JB. Delorme finds a HOF in the 5th round (a defenseman). Gradin finds a loophole in the draft and somehow the Canucks get to pick twice in the 2nd round. Crawford purchases a tractor from a John Deere dealer. Henning is Benning with an H instead of the B. Komadoski likes to watch comedy flicks. Lindgren goes to Timmies and wins a free coffee. Addesa pretends to be in a Taylor Swift music video. Bates gets a date with Andi Petrillo. Brandon Benning, self-explained. Chapman is chapped. Chibisov likes coffee ice cream mixed with almonds and chocolate chunks. Cook colours his hair black. DeBlois is Mike Ehrmantraut. Hampson is a pancake man. Hammarstrom finds a diamond in the rough in Europe. Lenardon makes a Youtube review video about microwavable pizza pockets. MacDonald becomes the only person with a carved sculpture of Adele. Palango convinces Messi and Beckham to promote the Canucks' prospects. Smith changes his name to Will Smith. Snepsts fights Wendel Clark one more time and wins. Owner Aquilini will be the richest in Canada when the Canucks win the Cup next season. Buys NBA team. Fin reveals his true identity after the Canucks win the Stanley Cup. All CDC mods will reveal their true identities after the Canucks win Lord Stanley. TSN will still show Leafs highlights after the Canucks win the Cup. Did I cover everyone? Players, Prospects, Management, Coaches, Staff, etc. should all be there. To conclude, everyone in the Canucks organization becomes the best version of themselves. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReggieBush Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Two things. I just want to know how long it took to type this out.Damn. Can we please for the love of god not quote this. Yes I'm talking to you @Stanky Legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 This reminds me of the that guy who came up with these crazy number coincidences about how we'd win playoff series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amitriptyline Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Club sandwich with french fries and a pickle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hectic Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Leafs highlights after the Canucks win the cup hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realtor Rod Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 No, we aren't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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