Nuxfanabroad Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Simple request here. Gotten a little tired of insulting, obscene & slanderous lingo. This ain't no presidential cam-pain. Actually, could use some lame, yet funny puns/jokes for ESL classes(for youth & adults) here in Japan. We all have our reasons. So if you're inspired, please indulge... Link to comment
Master Mind Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 A man walks into a bar... Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Ouch. Link to comment
bigbadcanucks Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 A bear and a rabbit are sitting on a log, side by side taking care of business (as Lu/Schneids would say...taking care of no. 2). The bear asks the rabbit, "Mr. Rabbit, do you have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?" To which the rabbit responds, "No I don't, Mr. Bear." To which the bear responds by grabbing the rabbit and wiping his you-know-what with it. The end. -Hope life is good in Japan, nuxfan. Peace out. Link to comment
Nuxfanabroad Posted May 16, 2016 Author Share Posted May 16, 2016 8 minutes ago, bigbadcanucks said: A bear and a rabbit are sitting on a log, side by side taking care of business (as Lu/Schneids would say...taking care of no. 2). The bear asks the rabbit, "Mr. Rabbit, do you have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?" To which the rabbit responds, "No I don't, Mr. Bear." To which the bear responds by grabbing the rabbit and wiping his you-know-what with it. The end. -Hope life is good in Japan, nuxfan. Peace out. Thanks BBC..I'll share that with Her Majesty over tea! :^) As for fulfilling the #2 bodily function..do you know how the Aussies express that act?(be warned, it's hilarious) Link to comment
Ghostsof1915 Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 15 minutes ago, bigbadcanucks said: A bear and a rabbit are sitting on a log, side by side taking care of business (as Lu/Schneids would say...taking care of no. 2). The bear asks the rabbit, "Mr. Rabbit, do you have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?" To which the rabbit responds, "No I don't, Mr. Bear." To which the bear responds by grabbing the rabbit and wiping his you-know-what with it. The end. -Hope life is good in Japan, nuxfan. Peace out. ^ Old one from Delirious. Link to comment
SaintPatrick33 Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 29 minutes ago, Master Mind said: A man walks into a bar... Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Ouch. The suspense was killing me! Link to comment
Bur14Kes17 Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 How did black people invent break dancing??? By stealing hub caps off of moving cars!! Link to comment
proheffanol Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 What did the egg say as it fell into the boiling water? "Sorry if it takes me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chick." Link to comment
Nuxfanabroad Posted May 16, 2016 Author Share Posted May 16, 2016 15 minutes ago, proheffanol said: What did the egg say as it fell into the boiling water? "Sorry if it takes me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chick." ******DIRTY ALERT DIRTY ALERT******* Y'see people?! THAT's not CLEAN..THAT's DIRTY, it's referencing a dirty deed, done dirt-cheep. Link to comment
Alflives Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 21 minutes ago, proheffanol said: What did the egg say as it fell into the boiling water? "Sorry if it takes me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chick." That's really cute. What does it mean exactly? Link to comment
Aladeen Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line? I'm the wiener! Knock knock whos there? Europe. Europe Who? no you're a poo! Whats Bruce Lee's Favourite Beverage? whaaataaa! A pirate walks in to a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says, "yo buddy do you realize you have a steering wheel in your pants? The pirate replies "Yarrr it be driving me nuts!" Link to comment
Nuxfanabroad Posted May 16, 2016 Author Share Posted May 16, 2016 What the tech-savvy starfish said, in criticism of fb... "With friends like THESE..who needs anemones?" Link to comment
Cramarossa Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 3 hours ago, Nuxfanabroad said: Simple request here. Gotten a little tired of insulting, obscene & slanderous lingo. This ain't no presidential cam-pain. Actually, could use some lame, yet funny puns/jokes for ESL classes(for youth & adults) here in Japan. We all have our reasons. So if you're inspired, please indulge... 1 hour ago, Bur14Kes17 said: How did black people invent break dancing??? By stealing hub caps off of moving cars!! ????? Link to comment
Sedintwinpowersactivate Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 I'm reading a book about "Anti-Gravity." I just can't put it down. It's so up-lifting! Link to comment
SaintPatrick33 Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 1 hour ago, Bur14Kes17 said: How did black people invent break dancing??? By stealing hub caps off of moving cars!! No need to teach ESL students in japan the hallmarks of american racism Link to comment
SaintPatrick33 Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 1 hour ago, proheffanol said: What did the egg say as it fell into the boiling water? "Sorry if it takes me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chick." Good one, but this joke should be moved to the White noise cheese joke thread Link to comment
Alflives Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 1 minute ago, SaintPatrick33 said: No need to teach ESL students in japan the hallmarks of american racism Puns are good for teaching language nuance. The king of the pun was Shakespeare. There, have them read Lear, Macbeth, and top it off with The Tempest. The kids will eat that stuff up. . Link to comment
Nuxfanabroad Posted May 16, 2016 Author Share Posted May 16, 2016 15 minutes ago, Sedintwinpowersactivate said: I'm reading a book about "Anti-Gravity." I just can't put it down. It's so up-lifting! Sounds like most politico-economic discourse of today... Link to comment
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