nucklehead Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 http://www.ctvnews.ca/world/thai-man-bloodied-but-unbowed-after-being-attacked-by-snake-on-toilet-1.2917510#_gus&_gucid=&_gup=twitter&_gsc=CVOvrKb Quote BANGKOK -- A Thai man is recovering from a bloody encounter with a 3-meter (10-foot) python that slithered through the plumbing of his home and latched its jaws onto his penis as he was using a squat toilet. Attaporn Boonmakchuay was smiling as Thai television stations interviewed him in his hospital bed about the intimate intrusion, and doctors said he would recover. But photos of his blood-splattered bathroom in Chachoengsao province, east of Bangkok, were testimony to his ordeal. The 38-year-old told Thai TV Channel 7 that he struggled to remove the snake for 30 minutes Wednesday before he managed to free himself with help from his wife and a neighbour. After his wife tied a rope around the snake, Attaporn pried open its jaws before passing out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nucklehead Posted May 27, 2016 Author Share Posted May 27, 2016 This why I always hate using outdoor biffys even in this country. Actually I thought that would make a great horror movie plot involving all different kinds of genders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raymond Luxury Yacht Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Perhaps Thailand should consider a name change to Bitekok. This has left me with a terrible mental picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuxfanabroad Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Likely don't appreciate 'Python' humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJSkingz Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 He was Full Monty; Python took offence... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJDDawg Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Question is, was it a female or drag snake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Balboa Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 *Looks down*...hey I don't remember being that long and thick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuxfanabroad Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Kinda news article you'd like to sit down(over donut & coffee) to discuss with Borat & Lebowski... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucker 67 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 And that was the last BJ he ever got...as his wife smiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkyard Dog Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 that's a story his kids and grandchildren wont want to hear twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortorella's Rant Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 A literal interpretation of the phrase "snake bit".. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chon derry Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 if this was the guy with the bettman tattoo on his butt ,add to that the guys trying to drop a narly on the snake well can you blame the snake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BI3KSA- Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Nope nope nope nope nope nope nopeinbpeon[ noe[ noe[ nope nope oinoepnonopenopenopenope nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.DirtyDangles Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 So my see through toilet idea has a chance ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aladeen Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Anyone else think the most important thing to come out of this article was that someone named their kid Attaporn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kragar Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Maybe the guy was particularly well endowed, and the python saw it as a threat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alflives Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Is a squat toilet a fancy name for a hole in the floor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonoman Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Gives new meaning to " draining your snake" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hlinkas wrister Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Worst. Day. Ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight Sparkle Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 2 hours ago, Mr.DirtyDangles said: So my see through toilet idea has a chance ? it would make snap chatting our poos so much easier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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