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Comical predictions for next year??   Here is mine:


- Canucks are 9 points out at the trade deadline

-Sedins are scoring at 0.90 ppg

-Trade H. Sedin and D. Sedin to WASH for Tom Wilson, 2017 1st, 2018 1st

-season-ending injuries to critical players on Pacific teams

-Canucks accidentally take the last wild-card spot as youngsters produce with increased ice-time

-SCF - WASH and VAN.....Tom Wilson has 20 points in 24 games

-game 7, tied 3-3, late 3rd period

-H. Sedin accidentally closes hand on puck in goal crease

-B. Horvat (now Captain) scores on the following penalty shot

-Canucks win Cup

-Sedins return to VAN and win for a second consecutive year


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While contemplating a real good line change, Willy D wriggles his moe right off his lip and onto his forehead; he then spends he rest of the game trying to figure out how to wriggle his forehead. Burrows takes over the bench and the Canucks go 4 for 4 on the powerplay.


Jake Virtanen scores 50 goals playing with the Twins and wins the Richard Trophy


Bo wins the Selke, Hutton the Norris.


JB trades a 2nd for Hamhuis at the TDL, for defensive depth because we're first in  the Pacific.... still get swept out in the first round by SJ, again, after going 6-0 in the season series





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Kudos to the OP....things are pretty quiet these days, all we had to discuss this week was the signing of Bachman so why not throw something out there.


Speaking of funny and strange, maybe this year someone finally wins the "if one Canuck players scores 5 goals, some lucky viewer will win $1,000,000" contest on Canuck broadcasts. If anyone does it, it will be Burrows after being promoted back o the first line following a string of unfortunate injuries to other right wingers.

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3 minutes ago, whytelight said:

Dan Cloutier builds a time machine and fixes his mistake against Lidstrom

He needs a to build a flux capacitor and steal some plutonium to do that

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Canucks keep their 2017 2nd round pick.

Luca Sbisa scores a hat trick.

Henrik and Daniel record their first career fights... against each other.

No Canuck gets injured for the entire season.

Mike Zalewski wins the Calder Trophy.

Dany Heatley signs with the Canucks and scores 50 goals. #50in17

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henrik gets marchand in a full nelson ,while daniel pounds the livin p!ss outta him, eriksen tries breaking it up , chara steps in ,and  and,   and,   tryamkin gets chara in a full nelson and guddy finishes him off.  john garrett goes over to the nbc broadcast booth and, takes on mike milbury , milbury beats garrett with a shoe.  garrett then pukes tacos all over milbury.  

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Gillis discovers a crystal ball that shows him every draft pick that will become a superstar and talks Linden into firing Benning and giving him the GM job back....




He then goes on to insist moneyball is still the way to go and trades all his picks away. He gets fired again in three years leaving us with no prospects and a record number of ntc's.

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Sid the Kid suffers severe and almost fatal chapped lips and thanks cooperation from the San Diego Zoo and a courageous experimental transplant procedure they are saved and he goes on to score 97 goals in 27 games. #baboonasslips






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