SabreFan1 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Ok, now that I've semi click-baited you with the title, here's the story... P.S. SPD is covering up for the rich guy. I think it really was Batman... ------------------------------------------------------- A 23-year-old man was being held on felony assault charges after he threatened a bouncer with a homemade spear and then slung a Batarang into the car of the cops who were chasing him, Seattle police said Wednesday. You read that right: a Batarang. As in, one of Batman's boomerangs. A Batarang thrown by a fleeing suspect embedded itself into the front end of a pursuing Seattle police SUV on Monday. The suspect, who wasn't identified but who clearly appeared to have a thing for superheroes, first swung his improvised spear — a knife attached to a metal pole — at a bouncer Monday night at a bar on Capitol Hill, north of downtown, police said. Police responded and started chasing the man — who produced a "sharp, black Batman-style throwing star" and flung it at the cop car. His aim was true: The Batarang flew into the SUV's lower front end. Police said they were requesting further charges of weapons violations and obstruction of justice against the man, who they reassured residents is "not Batman." The 6-inch-long Batarang embedded itself into the front end of a pursuing Seattle police SUV on Monday. http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/zing-thud-suspect-flings-batarang-seattle-police-car-n618271 Link to comment
HerrDrFunk Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Huh, I'll be damned. Batarangs really do embed themselves in things.... Link to comment
SaintPatrick33 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 That is some mighty fine craftsmanship Link to comment
luckylager Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 But this guy didn't get shot? What the? I guess he wasn't black, or they just assumed he wasn't. Link to comment
riffraff Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 27 minutes ago, luckylager said: But this guy didn't get shot? What the? I guess he wasn't black, or they just assumed he wasn't. ...Dressed up in a black suit. guess they had the smarterer cops on that day. Link to comment
luckylager Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 1 minute ago, riffraff said: ...Dressed up in a black suit. guess they had the smarterer cops on that day. The smarterest in fact, only the finest hit the beat in S-town! They could tell he was white the second he pulled a batarang from his belt- "Hold your fire... batarang.. he's white" They're just usually faster on the draw, guess it was late into their shift, too many donuts, not enough coffee. Link to comment
riffraff Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 1 minute ago, luckylager said: The smarterest in fact, only the finest hit the beat in S-town! They could tell he was white the second he pulled a batarang from his belt- "Hold your fire... batarang.. he's white" They're just usually faster on the draw, guess it was late into their shift, too many donuts, not enough coffee. Boston creams I'm sure. Link to comment
luckylager Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, riffraff said: Boston creams I'm sure. Nah dude - "It's a jelly" Link to comment
Roger Neilsons Towel Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 2 hours ago, SabreFan1 said: Ok, now that I've semi click-baited you with the title, here's the story... P.S. SPD is covering up for the rich guy. I think it really was Batman... ------------------------------------------------------- A 23-year-old man was being held on felony assault charges after he threatened a bouncer with a homemade spear and then slung a Batarang into the car of the cops who were chasing him, Seattle police said Wednesday. You read that right: a Batarang. As in, one of Batman's boomerangs. A Batarang thrown by a fleeing suspect embedded itself into the front end of a pursuing Seattle police SUV on Monday. The suspect, who wasn't identified but who clearly appeared to have a thing for superheroes, first swung his improvised spear — a knife attached to a metal pole — at a bouncer Monday night at a bar on Capitol Hill, north of downtown, police said. Police responded and started chasing the man — who produced a "sharp, black Batman-style throwing star" and flung it at the cop car. His aim was true: The Batarang flew into the SUV's lower front end. Police said they were requesting further charges of weapons violations and obstruction of justice against the man, who they reassured residents is "not Batman." The 6-inch-long Batarang embedded itself into the front end of a pursuing Seattle police SUV on Monday. http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/zing-thud-suspect-flings-batarang-seattle-police-car-n618271 Hahahaha Wtf?! Link to comment
Salacious Crumb Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Hmmm. Gonna have to bust out the plasma cutter and make some! Link to comment
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