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39 minutes ago, Virtanen87 said:

Bro you may think you're fly

but you can't even tie a tie

Your rhymes have no flow

yee,I went that low

You're just a noob

bet you've never touched a ****

 

 

oooooooooo

Can't compete with that.

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5 hours ago, Virtanen87 said:

Bro you may think you're fly

but you can't even tie a tie

Your rhymes have no flow

yee,I went that low

You're just a noob

bet you've never touched a ****

 

 

oooooooooo

Diss Stamkos and breathe through a tube

Dral stop bogarting the doob

Virts gonna use up all the lube

Trying to beat off, he only found a pube

Sorry if im about to take this too far

But I'm not the clown who's gay with Kumar

 

 

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11 minutes ago, King Heffy said:

Diss Stamkos and breathe through a tube

Dral stop bogarting the doob

Virts gonna use up all the lube

Trying to beat off, he only found a pube

Sorry if im about to take this too far

But I'm not the clown who's gay with Kumar

 

 

I think that you took it too far, 

Even though it made a few people har, har, har.

There's no need to beat the tar, 

out of someone too drunk to drive a car.

 

It really isn't hard, 

to diss a brain made of lard. 

Even if that brain holds all the cards, 

in a Mafia game that will leave him scarred.

 

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15 minutes ago, Aladeen said:

I thought you were only allowed 5 warning points before banhammer

I was banned. Dark times.
However, after much review, I was resurrected.

What I'm really trying to say is that I'm the second coming of _______.
Can't say the R rated/18+/14+/PG-13/PG word/noun I was about to use.
Or maybe I can.

Truth is, none of you will ever know what that censored word up there is.
Which is why we should follow through on my mod plan I proposed a year ago and take away censorship once and for all!

Caution: Cringe. I was under the top-notch persona that I was from Calgarypuck at the time.

You know life as a regular TP isn't half bad. You get to write the stupidest things and you have no worries.
With all that being said, I now introduce you to my superspectacular guide on how us mafia players can take over CDC.

How to take over CDC:

Step 1: Quit, invest, prepare

 

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Invest time now that you got it. It won't be an easy task. Prepare what you're going to do with all the earnings and a whole forum to ourselves.



Step 2: Build reputation

 

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Talk to a mod about gaining mod status. If they accept skip to step 4 If they decline, converse with them on how it's alright and how you respect the decision and use polite words like "hello" Make sure to talk about casual things like how's the weather.



Step 3: Expand

 

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And if they say "We're on the internet, how can you see?" Be like "It doesn't take a scientist to see the beauty shining out of you everyday" Maintain conversations with all mods. Congrats, you've now earned mod status!



Step 4: Name game.

 

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Now that you're a mod, push the idea of bringing back Unlimited Name Changing



Step 5: You're going to need a vaccine for the mafia outbreak.

 

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We have a large enough stash of players to pull this off, begin step 6.



Step 6: Change is good for all of us

 

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Ex: Change name to 113, 114, 115 and so on. Change picture to default. Spread to the other parts of CDC other than White Noise and begin to gather in V-Formation.



Step 7: Alain V-Yo

 

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Make sure you post quickly after another mafia player posts in a different topic. This will confuse the opposition.



Step 8: Patience is Virt-ue

 

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Now this plan will take roughly 4-6 weeks to confuse the other members and to allow mafia players to obtain a 50% share in the posts.

 



Step 9: Regicide

 

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Gradually make all the mafia players moderators. This allows us to now be in full control.



Step 10: Assassins Greed

 

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One of us uses Stealth's account to view his own IP. Then that person tracks down where he lives and lynches him right then and there. (Just do it, It will be okay~Lady Gaga)



Step 11: ?????

Step 12: Profit

 

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6 minutes ago, Zfetch said:

I was banned. Dark times.
However, after much review, I was resurrected.

What I'm really trying to say is that I'm the second coming of _______.
Can't say the R rated/18+/14+/PG-13/PG word/noun I was about to use.
Or maybe I can.

Truth is, none of you will ever know what that censored word up there is.
Which is why we should follow through on my mod plan I proposed a year ago and take away censorship once and for all!

Caution: Cringe. I was under the top-notch persona that I was from Calgarypuck at the time.

  Reveal hidden contents

 

You know life as a regular TP isn't half bad. You get to write the stupidest things and you have no worries.
With all that being said, I now introduce you to my superspectacular guide on how us mafia players can take over CDC.

How to take over CDC:

Step 1: Quit, invest, prepare

 

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Step 2: Build reputation

 

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Step 3: Expand

 

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Step 4: Name game.

 

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Step 5: You're going to need a vaccine for the mafia outbreak.

 

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Step 6: Change is good for all of us

 

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Step 7: Alain V-Yo

 

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Step 8: Patience is Virt-ue

 

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Step 9: Regicide

 

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Step 10: Assassins Greed

 

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Step 11: ?????

Step 12: Profit

 

 

 

KingAlex

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