nux4lyfe Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 I was so smashed last night I was trying to send my buddy a text and ended up texting myself!....Here's the kicker, I replied to it too! Awhile back...like a good 7-8 yrs ago, My buddies and I went for a trip and I met this girl at a club, Super hot (like the kind you can't believe she's talking to you) ... We both ended up getting each other pretty drunk..one thing led to another and we ended up at her place..We touched bellies, did the dew like a champ and after we finished she was giving me a ride back to my hotel, which was a good 20-25 mins away from her place... I still couldn't get over how hot she was so as I was complementing her in a drunken state I blurred out 'your so damn hot I had to think of my grandma so I wouldn't finish to quick' LOL...she turned down the radio and said 'What?' after she burst out laughing....Let's just say the next 15 mins of the ride home was very awkward.. (can't believe I shared that story)..hahah Your turn.. Link to comment
Guest Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 There's a bank across the street from the bar, and I was over there with a buddy to get cash out for drinks. We're already hammered by this point and there was another drunk guy there as well. As he's leaving he says something like "Damn I'm going to spend too much money tonight" or something like that. So me being the great guy that I am, convince him to give me his debit card so he can't spend any more money. The next morning at work I go to buy a energy drink, and there in front of my debit card is random guy's debt card that I never gave back. Link to comment
smokes Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 I bought a bag of Lays chips because Messier was on the commercial. Link to comment
Caboose Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Bet my buddy I could punch a hole in a wall. Broke my hand. Link to comment
Salacious Crumb Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Waking up in the basement of an after hours booze can at 6am and not knowing who, what, when, where, how or why. Cab ride of shame after. Link to comment
smokes Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Cheered for the Leafs once. Not my proudest moment. Link to comment
GLASSJAW Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 21 minutes ago, hatedkid666 said: where do i begin probably with "after two bottles of Smirnoff Ice, I once..." Link to comment
Lillooet_Hillbilly Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 not touching this thread with a 10 foot pole Link to comment
chon derry Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 i couldn't find the door , so i couldn't leave, so I'm stayed, and got drunker........................and drunker.............. Link to comment
I.Am.Ironman Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 59 minutes ago, Caboose said: Bet my buddy I could punch a hole in a wall. Broke my hand. I've done the same.. the wall was a weight baring wall so behind the drywall was concrete.. the concrete won. Link to comment
YummyCakeFace Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Passed out on the toilet once. Put a good hole in my forehead as I hit the heat register. Woke up in a bloody mess. Went back to sleep. Meh Link to comment
Roger Neilsons Towel Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Dumbest thing I've ever done when I was drunk? Spoiler In grade 10 I got drunk at a party and slept with my best friend at the time's girlfriend. So not cool. Link to comment
Mr.DirtyDangles Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Was In Rome completely done, I mean fear n loathing style, been there for 2 weeks. Was driving around(definitely should not have been)trying to find this holiday in where we partied with the poolside bartender until 6 am the previous day ! heh !(another story entirely). We had a translator(Franco) with us he was riding shot gun in this tiny green mid 80's Citroen sedan the 5 of us : D as I was the only one who knew how to drive the ridiculous thing and with everyone making such a racket I was distracted and drove down a one way street So yeah I was literally, instantly pulled over. Great ! totally screwed right ? So as the officer patiently speaks with the translator simultaneously taking in the car full of rowdy clowns he turns to me and asks ..." A, you no see a de Arrow seniore ?" I look at him stone faced serious and say " Arrow ? I didn't even see the Indians ?" Everyone in the car loses it. My buddy almost falls out of the car window in the back seat he is laughing so hard. At this point our translator Franco just facepalms while the officer is asking him "Che cosa?" (what ?") Franco translates and the officer wryly looks me in the eyes and tells me to move along ? He heee ! I thank the officer for his understanding and cruise away. No way I should have been behind the wheel that was the really stupid part. Still I will take that to the grave xD Link to comment
BI3KSA- Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 7 hours ago, hatedkid666 said: where do i begin Link to comment
BI3KSA- Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 7 hours ago, nux4lyfe said: I was so smashed last night I was trying to send my buddy a text and ended up texting myself!....Here's the kicker, I replied to it too! Awhile back...like a good 7-8 yrs ago, My buddies and I went for a trip and I met this girl at a club, Super hot (like the kind you can't believe she's talking to you) ... We both ended up getting each other pretty drunk..one thing led to another and we ended up at her place..We touched bellies, did the dew like a champ and after we finished she was giving me a ride back to my hotel, which was a good 20-25 mins away from her place... I still couldn't get over how hot she was so as I was complementing her in a drunken state I blurred out 'your so damn hot I had to think of my grandma so I wouldn't finish to quick' LOL...she turned down the radio and said 'What?' after she burst out laughing....Let's just say the next 15 mins of the ride home was very awkward.. (can't believe I shared that story)..hahah Your turn.. attaboy Link to comment
smithers joe Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 i cooked up 1/2 dozen weiners and ate them....the next day, everyone was laughing at me. it seems, i forgot to take the wrapping off them... Link to comment
ABNuck Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 13th birthday I drank 1 beer for every year...13 year olds CANNOT handle 13 beers I will tell you that much! One time me and a buddy stole 2 cars for joyrides, abandoned them on the highway. I once frenched a chick who had just thrown up. And since I have a certain type of personality that...well...let's just say I could easily play in a Jacka$$ movie...soooo - I drank from my own red Chuck Taylors...stained my white socks to pink (challenge completed). - Ate the contents of an ashtray (challenge completed). - Ate a quarter cup of butter (challenge completed...but I did NOT feel good the next day). - Ate raw sausage after it fell on the ground by the campfire (challenge completed). Dozens upon dozens of rowdy group sing-a-longs that would make any Irish rugby union blush (some Army songs have filthy lyrics but when there's a bunch of us together not even the club bouncer challenges us). And PLENTY of fights (Army guys like to fight...sometimes with bouncers)! And I'm certain there are plenty more (a guy once took a leak in my hockey bag - road trip - late night - no further explanation needed). I also remember one of my "buddies" completely missing my toilet and dropping a deuce in my bathtub. Again...plenty of stories...maybe I drink too much...or have lousy "friends"...or both. Link to comment
LuckyLuciano Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Soo my ex gf was not a fan of the doggy style position-- i ran into her and trolled her and admitted to cheating on her. Yes, im an ass but dafuqqq Link to comment
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