Primal Optimist Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Peed on kitchen carpet, which was at least green, all the while declaring that I was outside and I would pee on the grass if I wanted to pee on the grass. I threw away the grass the next morning and mopped up the entire kitchen floor, under the fridge and under the stove included. Wife will never let me forget this incident. Link to comment
smithers joe Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 a bunch of us went to vancouver on course. one night my room mate and i, after some heavy drinking, we returned to our room. i poured myself one more drink but passed out before i drank it. when our wake up call came in the morning, the phone kept ringing and ringing. finally i reached for the phone, but grabbed my drink instead and promptly threw it in my ear. not my finest hour. Link to comment
Jägermeister Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Some British girl. She was slower than a sack of doorknobs. Link to comment
Jägermeister Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 I also kicked a hole in the roof of a hostel I was staying in once. The hole was directly above my bed, and the hostel had a rather bumping bar downstairs. Every time the bass kicked drywall sprinkled out of the hole in the roof and on to my bed. I had to sleep like that for 4 nights. Link to comment
Jägermeister Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Another time I hooked up with some, lets say, "less than stellar" girl at a house party when I was absolutely tanked. Arguably the worst I've ever been. Apparently I got so upset with myself I head butted a support beam in my friends kitchen. Gave myself a concussion. Left a decent dent in the beam too. Link to comment
Shift-4 Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 If you guys did it right you wouldn't remember what to post here Link to comment
RRypien37 Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 This thread has the potential to be great. Probably one of the worst early ones was end of HS when I passed out on a porch at a party, had a decent size gash on my head as a result. Woke up the next morning in the middle of a back yard. Passed out on someones car hood. Walked up and down over top of a row of parked cars, resulting in half the alarms going off. Having no memory of how and why I was woken up sleeping at some train station at 4am in Europe and getting thrown into a taxi taken home. Many more...I'm only in my mid 20's but it feels like those days are so far gone. Link to comment
Mr.DirtyDangles Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 On 2016-08-14 at 8:55 AM, Tre Mac said: Started smoking... Yep that too. Stopped after years but still have mad cravings. Link to comment
King Heffy Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Hopped in a shopping cart and let my buddies launch me. Flew about 20 feet. Streaked Got into a car with a drunk driver Woke up to being ridden by what I can only assume was a relative of @Beluga Whale Completely flooded the bathroom in my hotel room after taking a girl into the shower Link to comment
Bissurnette Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Got drunk on 151, that's all I'm saying... Link to comment
Nuxfanabroad Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 17 hours ago, chon derry said: i couldn't find the door , so i couldn't leave, so I'm stayed, and got drunker........................and drunker.............. So you've gone to parties..sometimes until four? Link to comment
Junkyard Dog Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 There is a dance open cage in the bar I go too. A particular song came on I couldn't help myself. I kicked out the two girls dancing in the cage already and danced my ass off to this one song. I literately had like 20 people cheering me on. I wouldn't be surprised if there's some video on the internet of me. I went pretty intense. Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 40 minutes ago, meh_wassup said: Got drunk on 151, that's all I'm saying... those were the days, blacked out, woke up covered in puke. Link to comment
D.B Cooper Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Broke up with my girlfriend because I was 'too busy living the rockstar lifestyle' as I put it. Made myself a snickers and chicken ceaser wrap. Tried to fight a guy, he wouldent do it. Some other guy called him a pu$$y, so I got mad and fought him instead. Continued on to smash some mechanics garage door because he wouldent fix my bike. (It was a bmx and I've never met him before). Tried to fight another guy in my front yard. That got broken up by the cops and then I woke up in the drunk tank. Hahahahah when I got home I had a group of friends waiting for me to tell me all the 'great' things I did. Link to comment
ABNuck Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 I forgot one of the lowest moments...a game we in the military used to call "pork the pig"...probably not very PC these days. The deal was you had to collect the undies and the guy with the biggest pair got the pot. I got the pot one night with just a story. The chick had hair on her boobies. That was enough for the boys (I think one guy even tossed)...they just handed me the pot. Crazy thing is, it was true. Not a proud moment at all. Link to comment
Sean Monahan Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 8 hours ago, Junkyard Dog said: There is a dance open cage in the bar I go too. A particular song came on I couldn't help myself. I kicked out the two girls dancing in the cage already and danced my ass off to this one song. I literately had like 20 people cheering me on. I wouldn't be surprised if there's some video on the internet of me. I went pretty intense. Roosters? Link to comment
Master 112 Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 I'm not too big on drinking/really any substance that isn't tobacco, but I did get very intoxicated while homeless in an effort to get arrested. (I wanted a place to rest- hadn't had more than an hour's sleep per day in a week.) I ended up on the ground not being able to coordinate myself somewhere just outside of the central library and that's when the voices started. :/ Anyway I got thrown in a detox place for a few hours and had my own mat on the floor, which was adequate. I ended up getting denigrated by the staff person onsite, but I'd do it again. Looking back I'm glad I wasn't charged with anything. That would not have helped my situation. #cleanrecord Link to comment
ShakyWalton Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 There was a few... but this one stands out as the worst..many years ago when I was in my teens...I went along with my friend to Seachelt on a milk run..he worked for a major dairy and delivered there..the plan was to go drinking after his route ..stay the night at a hotel and head home in the morning...I must point out that we were just kids.. around 18 I would think...well..we finished the route and went drinking at the pub in the hotel we were staying at..we were big for our age and drank underage all the time....got extremely drunk and went upstairs to bed... I guess during the night I had the urge to defecate . because when my friend woke up in the morning he noticed that I did alright..out the window of the room,, down the front of the hotel...in the sink in the room and later a maid reported seeing me going down the hall with my pants around my feet....needless to say my friend was livid and had alot of explaining to do... to the hotel and his company...going home he threw me in the back of his truck with all the empty milk boxes and thats where I rode all the way home.....I did not remember doing any of this but it was ingrained in my mind forever. Link to comment
Junkyard Dog Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 14 hours ago, Sean Monahan said: Roosters? Oh yeah. Link to comment
Sean Monahan Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Junkyard Dog said: Oh yeah. I think those cages have gotten the best of a few people. They're always good entertainment. Link to comment
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