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6 hours ago, cabinessence said:

I'd first like to make a public apology for not posting more this summer. I realize many need their daily Cabinessence fix, and dig my insight along with award winning threads and catch phrases (you can now find other posters using them in tribute!).

 

Anywho, on to the task at hand....nicknames for the players on the roster! In today's day and age there are to many unimaginative, bland nicknames. Let's have some creativity, think out of the box,a and have the players referred to in a way that would make one think, "I wonder what that's all about, he must sure be a character!....."

 

Check the roster and dig it!

 

 

Daniel Sedin (Dank) Henrik Sedin (Hank) Loui Eriksson (Lou)
Sven Baertschi (Bear) Brandon Sutter (Sutts) Jake Virtanen (Virts)
Emerson Etem (Em) Bo Horvat (BoHo) Jannik Hansen (Hans)
Derek Dorsett (Dors) Markus Granlund (Granner) Alexandre Burrows (Burr)

 

Alexander Edler (Eds) Chris Tanev (Tans)
Ben Hutton (Hutts) Erik Gutbranson (Guts)  
Nikita Tryamkin (Try) Philip Larsen (Lars)  

 

Ryan Miller (Millsy)                Jacob Markstrom (Marky)

 

With a cast of zany names like this, opponents might be a big baffled of what kind of crew this team is!

 

Can you dig it?????

 

Hank and Dank are fine, but as for Sutts Virts Em Hans Dors Granner Burr Eds TansHutts Guts,(It's Gudbranson) Try and Lars

You basically just took the first 3 letters of their last name I proclaimed yourself a genius llol

Hank Dank Louie
Bear Sutter V-Team(TP Boys reference :P)
Etem  Ox/BoHo Honey Badger
Dors Granlund Burr - Those are Dorsetts and Burrows nicknames.

Elk TanMan
Huddy Guddie
Train Spizza

Millsy
Marky Mark

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BoHo is terrible.  I've never heard a teammate or a fan say BoHo out loud. 

 

I could see something like vatts or Boser, something you could actually say to his face.  

 

To be fair, I doubt a nickname is required when your name is Bo. 

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3 minutes ago, 2011 said:

BoHo is terrible.  I've never heard a teammate or a fan say BoHo out loud. 

 

I could see something like vatts or Boser, something you could actually say to his face.  

 

To be fair, I doubt a nickname is required when your name is Bo. 

His nick name is actually Ox if I do recall.

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I'll Try something a little different.

all in fun guys n gals..

 

Tanev = TaxMan

(keeps taking it away)

Edler = Mr Ed

(famous TV talking horse who talks more than Edler)

Hutton = Doogie

(as in Howser, too young for the job, but is great at it)

Gudbranson = Gunner or MG.

(.. reload, and fire)

Spisa = Pizza

( his own famous, great quote)

Tryamkin =  Nik the Tram, Tank, or T88 (secret Russian weapon)

Pedan = BamBam

(or BamBam Pedan) .. yes, the Flintstones.

 

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22 hours ago, Tre Mac said:
Daniel Sedin (Dan the sedan) Henrik Sedin (Hanky Panky)) Loui Eriksson (Lou)
Sven Baertschi (Baer) Brandon Sutter (Bra Sucker) Jake Virtanen (Jake)
Emerson Etem (Emet) Bo Horvat (Hor) Jannik Hansen (honey badger)
Derek Dorsett (energizer bunny) Markus Granlund (Granny) Alexandre Burrows (Da Terd)

 

Alexander Edler (Big Bunny) Chris Tanev (Chill)
Ben Hutton (Oscar) Erik Gutbranson (sonny)  
Nikita Tryamkin (Tree) Philip Larsen (Lars)  

 

Ryan Miller (happy at home)                Jacob Markstrom (Jacamo)

 

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10 hours ago, cabinessence said:

I'd first like to make a public apology for not posting more this summer. I realize many need their daily Cabinessence fix, and dig my insight along with award winning threads and catch phrases (you can now find other posters using them in tribute!).

 

Anywho, on to the task at hand....nicknames for the players on the roster! In today's day and age there are to many unimaginative, bland nicknames. Let's have some creativity, think out of the box,a and have the players referred to in a way that would make one think, "I wonder what that's all about, he must sure be a character!....."

 

Check the roster and dig it!

 

 

Daniel Sedin (Dank) Henrik Sedin (Hank) Loui Eriksson (Lou)
Sven Baertschi (Bear) Brandon Sutter (Sutts) Jake Virtanen (Virts)
Emerson Etem (Em) Bo Horvat (BoHo) Jannik Hansen (Hans)
Derek Dorsett (Dors) Markus Granlund (Granner) Alexandre Burrows (Burr)

 

Alexander Edler (Eds) Chris Tanev (Tans)
Ben Hutton (Hutts) Erik Gutbranson (Guts)  
Nikita Tryamkin (Try) Philip Larsen (Lars)  

 

Ryan Miller (Millsy)                Jacob Markstrom (Marky)

 

With a cast of zany names like this, opponents might be a big baffled of what kind of crew this team is!

 

Can you dig it?????

 

 

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fun with some forward Nic-names :

 

Henrik and Daniel = Hanz & Franz ( famous SNL skits )

Hansen = Saucer ( looks like a flying saucer out there sometimes)

Sutter = Doc ( has seen them enough last season to be one )

Horvat = Bear ( built like one) or Babe ( Paul Bunyan's Blue Ox,. Hard workin son of a bit@#)

Sven Baertschi = Cheese ( Swiss, . Of course)

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