Slegr Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Messier's advice to McDavid on what makes a great captain Okay, so the link to the Sportnet video is here: http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/messiers-advice-mcdavid-makes-great-captain/ But for some fun, how about we put what we think Messier would say: Messier's advice: ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Jay 22 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 "Ever had thoughts about shaving your head, Connor?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Screw Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 "Drink beer in a towel and laugh at Gary Coleman." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thejazz97 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 "So what you do, is when you leave Edmonton, you play against a certain team in the finals and win the Cup. Make sure you injure their captain. A few years later, when they're financially struggling, you go to their team, become their Captain, install your favourite coach as theirs, have the GM acquire the players you want to play with (or get rid of the ones you don't) and coast for the remainder of your contract. Don't forget to wear a number that's been taken out of circulation! Make sure you have some pithy little clause in the contract that you can sue the team after for as well!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slegr Posted October 6, 2016 Author Share Posted October 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Screw said: "Drink beer in a towel and laugh at Gary Coleman." Pic or it didn't happen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillipBlunt Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 "Well Connor. Make sure to play with pride, and when you can, stomp on someone's leg with your skate. That's what winners do. Hell, ask Milan about it. He knows all about getting players off their game by spearing them in the nutsack!" "As well, you'll need to prepare for the day when the sports sponsorships dry up. I suggest aligning yourself with at least one potato chip brand, and possibly a hardware store." "In the end though Connor, you'll grow to hate Edmonton for the miserable northern hole of a town that it is, and eventually ask for a trade out. I suggest going to a large American city, where you can pay people to shave your head, and other spots, for you, while you sip on Grower's cider." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nex is my ex Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 That **** shouldn't be giving advice to anybody about being a captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McIlhargey the Lesser Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 "Here kid. A book." Don't Do What Donny Don't Does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre Mac Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 "Hot tubs are a great way to build team ahhh synergy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhippy Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 See Connor, the trick is to ride the coattails of a better player than you. And when that doesn't work, throw the elbows and injure the opposing team to the point they can't function. Worked for me numerous times. Here have a chip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillipBlunt Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, Warhippy said: See Connor, the trick is to ride the coattails of a better player than you. And when that doesn't work, throw the elbows and injure the opposing team to the point they can't function. Worked for me numerous times. Here have a chip And with that one chip, Connor McDavid began a lifelong addiction to the salty prison of Lay's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwags Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 When playing, be sure to aim for the ribcage of the opposing team's star player. That'll surely demoralize them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucker 67 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 "To be honest kid, I was whacked out of my brain with Fuhr during the 80s and I don't remember much. Besides, whatever Gretzky wanted, that's what we did. But good luck! Wanna chip?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-AJ- Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 "Just have good teams and everyone will think you're the greatest leader in the world." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickels Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 "Hookers and blow kid"..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanuckinEdm Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Screw said: "Drink beer in a towel and laugh at Gary Coleman." also does this advise break the restraining order McDavid has on him lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Goose Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Lays potato chips for a pre game snack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riffraff Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 When you retire,. Drive a three wheeled motorcycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
250Integra Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 "Hey Connor! Do the opposite of everything I did" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kragar Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Stanley Cup... you can't win just one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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