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0-(-50) Capitals.


Canucks become the first team to lose a game despite giving up zero goals as they are credited with negative goals thanks to their historically impotent offense. In response, fans storm the Provincial Parliament building and force the government to deport the entire team to the Atacama Desert in Chile in order to teach them how to properly deal with a drought.


While in the desert, everyone except Luca Sbisa perishes. He returns to Vancouver 100 pounds lighter and proceeds to score 51 hat tricks in his first game back.

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Still like Jake. I think we all do. He's still rather raw, and it'll take time for him to develop. Past few games were rough, I thought tonight was his best game so far into the season. 


3-1 Capitals.



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16 minutes ago, Blueberries said:

Hoepfully Tryamkin can get in. Imagine that, your first game of the season against fellow-Russian superstar Alex Ovechkin. He probably would be happy.

There are no excuses after 4 straight loses.

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