It could be worse

[73 Percent]

With all the negativity around here lately I feel that we need to remind each other that it could be worse.

 

 

You could be this penguin.

 

For convenience purposes let's call this penguin Daniel and the home wrecking douche canoe Nazem.

 

Poor daniel working all day to feed his family only to come home and find his old lady in bed with another man. like most men put in this situation daniel loses all control and attempts to kill the home wrecker with his bare hands. My god it was satisfying see Daniel gouge out nazems eyes. some how some way I hope Daniel's cheating whore wife gets what is coming to her too.

 

Penguins aside let's just remember that could be worse.  also if you recently found your wife in bed with not another man or penguin I'm sorry. 

 

#ScrewNazem

[Fateless]

I like penguins. They're the worse.

[Cerridwen]

3 minutes ago, Fateless said:

I like penguins. They're the worse.

 

Worsert, even.

[Alflives]

3 minutes ago, Cerridwen said:

 

Worsert, even.

Worsest? 

[SabreFan1]

@GooseberriesChange "worst" to "worse" in your title or this thread is toast. 

[Heretic]

How can it be any worse?

 

 

[Realtor Rod]

Salmon, you gotta at least get the title right to stand a chance. 

[luckylager]

24 minutes ago, Fateless said:

I like penguins. They're the worse.

 

20 minutes ago, Cerridwen said:

 

Worsert, even.

I think the word you guys are looking for is

 

Worsterest.

 

The DoPS is the worsterest

[73 Percent]

11 minutes ago, SabreFan1 said:

@GooseberriesChange "worst" to "worse" in your title or this thread is toast. 

Sorry retarded

 

[SabreFan1]

Just now, Gooseberries said:

Sorry retarded

 

 

[Slegr]

Boy, those Penguins pay to play. Nasty buggers!

[Cerridwen]

4 minutes ago, Gooseberries said:

Sorry retarded

 

 

Just teasin' you a little, Gooseberries!

[SabreFan1]

42 minutes ago, Gooseberries said:

My god it was satisfying see Daniel gouge out nazems eyes.

 

Also in your analogy, Nazem not only cuckolded Daniel but he also kept his eyes (they weren't gouged out), Daniel's wife, and even took his home from him....

 

All in front of a quarter million of their closest tuxedo wearing friends. 

 

It doesn't get a whole lot worse than that.

[73 Percent]

3 minutes ago, SabreFan1 said:

 

Also in your analogy, Nazem not only cuckolded Daniel but he also kept his eyes (they weren't gouged out), Daniel's wife, and even took his home from him....

 

All in front of a quarter million of their closest tuxedo wearing friends. 

 

It doesn't get a whole lot worst than that.

Am I CDCing right?

[SabreFan1]

Just now, Gooseberries said:

Am I CDCing right?

 

Not when you edit my post in your quote to make me look like you!

[chon derry]

15 minutes ago, Realtor Rod said:

Salmon, you gotta at least get the title right to stand a chance. 

you gotta at least get the right berrie guy    goose  salmon  

[luckylager]

3 minutes ago, chon derry said:

you gotta at least get the right berrie guy    goose  salmon  

Man, those ghostberries are the worsterest

[chon derry]

Just now, luckylager said:

Man, those ghostberries are the worsterest

theres a kadriberrie lurking around that needs plucking ,more like a wilknot.

[luckylager]

1 minute ago, chon derry said:

theres a kadriberrie lurking around that needs plucking ,more like a wilknot.

Is a Kadriberrie just another name for a dingleberry?

[Fateless]

@Gooseberries - This thread went downhill from the moment you fixed the title. It is no longer an interesting read.