oldnews Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 Thanks and credit to @Agoork for the following bang up photoshop job. Ok - looking for alternative captions to the classic Jack Nicholson "Here's Johnny!". Fill your boots - haiku, quotes, whatever. Brooksie, Bob Hartley, team USA, shotblocking, the reporter that called him "Mike", Jumbo Joe......lots of sources that have inspired Torts. Torts is having a good year thus far in Columbus. Has he mellowed? Made like Sully and changed his style? Will Columbus sustain and remain a contender, or will Torts where them thin? Anyhow - alternative captions welcome - or debate Tort's coaching accomplishments. Whatever. But for those that think it was just the roster and not the coach in his time here.... "I deserved to get fired." - Tortorella in February of 2015 on his dismissal as Canucks head coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alflives Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, oldnews said: Thanks and credit to @Agoork for the following bang up photoshop job. Ok - looking for alternative captions to the classic Jack Nicholson "Here's Johnny!". Doesn't need to be a haiku - full quotes are also welcome. ALF!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldnews Posted January 14, 2017 Author Share Posted January 14, 2017 "Brooksie! Daddy's Home." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toni Zamboni Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 "how you like me now?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldnews Posted January 14, 2017 Author Share Posted January 14, 2017 25 minutes ago, Alflives said: ALF!!!!!!!!!! /end thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldnews Posted January 14, 2017 Author Share Posted January 14, 2017 "I'm not Mike. You're done. You are done. Go ahead, a--hole." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Building Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldnews Posted January 14, 2017 Author Share Posted January 14, 2017 35 minutes ago, Toni Zamboni said: "how you like me now?" "Well, I didn't like you before - so shove it in your pocket and shut your yap!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down by the River Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 My Haiku: No more morning skate Abandon d-to-d pass Where is Hartley now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Goblin Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Vintage Canuck- Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 "Don't push me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoseTruckWasIt Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 "I think the lock's broken!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoseTruckWasIt Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 "....it's single ply!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerrDrFunk Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, -Vintage Canuck- said: "Don't push me!" Dammit! You beat me to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pears Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 "Alright, who left their phone on?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coastal.view Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 "Don't push me!" "Alf!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckylager Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 "You're gonna start your 4th line?! GAHF**KINKILLYOU!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucksfollower1983 Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 3 hours ago, oldnews said: Thanks and credit to @Agoork for the following bang up photoshop job. . Can we make this a threesome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riffraff Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 Looks like he's trying to squeeze into the visitors dressing room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakyWalton Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 I told all you aholes...when I say okay,,,we all put our jocks on together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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