oldnews Posted January 14, 2017 Author Share Posted January 14, 2017 Pointing finger: "Redrum Hartley. I'm gonna redrum you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldnews Posted January 14, 2017 Author Share Posted January 14, 2017 4 hours ago, Green Building said: "Next question." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GB5 Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 6 hours ago, oldnews said: "Show me the money!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Goblin Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 4 hours ago, Nucksfollower1983 said: Can we make this a threesome? 7 hours ago, oldnews said: *fart* 6 hours ago, Green Building said: 6 hours ago, Pears said: "Alright, who left their fart on?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agoork Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 Found a better photo of torts to use... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptKirk888 Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Agoork said: Found a better photo of torts to use... Nope like the 1st one you used Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldnews Posted January 14, 2017 Author Share Posted January 14, 2017 10 hours ago, Green Goblin said: whomever edited mine - "pHartley'd" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldnews Posted January 14, 2017 Author Share Posted January 14, 2017 2 hours ago, CaptKirk888 said: Nope like the 1st one you used I agree - I like the 1st one as well - the left eye is bent on destruction. The second one is more 'defensive'. Ie "No, I don't come to practice! Practice? Practice?.....I come to the games. The games. But practice? Practice?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck Surfer Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 19 hours ago, oldnews said: Thanks and credit to @Agoork for the following bang up photoshop job. "Where's that guy Burrows?" "Ï swear I asked him to kill penalties in pre-season..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldnews Posted January 14, 2017 Author Share Posted January 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, Canuck Surfer said: "Where's that guy Burrows?" "Ï swear I asked him to kill penalties in pre-season..." When I recall Torts' determination to make penalty killers of the Sedins - I photoshop my face into that door and see myself trying to get into the Canucks dressing room to "talk" some sense into him. One of the worst, dumbest, hard-headed attempts to cookie-cutter players into a role they are utterly not cut out for I have ever seen at the NHL level. Torts never shied away from calling players dumb - ie Hagelin - but there's a case to be made that he made some of the dumbest NHL-level coaching decisions in recent memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck Surfer Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 7 minutes ago, oldnews said: When I recall Torts' determination to make penalty killers of the Sedins - I photoshop my face into that door But Torts did talk to Burrows right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre Mac Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 I just heard you traded Seth Jones for Alex Edler, what in the @#%& Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Torts Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 This is ABSURDDDDDDDDD!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karvalegov Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 On 1/13/2017 at 5:09 PM, oldnews said: Thanks and credit to @Agoork for the following bang up photoshop job. How the Fxxx did I get traded to Vancouver ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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