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42 minutes ago, gurn said:

BTO

Baking carrot biscuits

 

Elton John

Hold me closer Tony Danza

Benny has tourettes

Also from Bennie has Tourette's, 

"she's got electric boobs, a bowl of soup, I read it in a magazineeeen ohh ohhhhh ya, ba ba ba ba benny has Tourette's"

dant dant danna dant

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The Classics:

 

"Smokehouse Walter, the fire engine guy" - Deep Purple

"There's a bathroom on the right" - CCR

"'scuse me while kiss this guy" - Jimi Henrix

"Let's pee in the corner...let's pee in the spotlight" - REM

"I'll never leave your pizza burnin'" - Stones

"Ain't Taco Bell love" - VH

"Lock the cashbox, lock the cashbox" - Clash

 

 plus pretty much anything by Ozzy or Nirvana

 

And the all time classic Canadian Anthem:

"We stand on cars and freeze"!

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Jeremy - Pearl Jam

 

Jer-em-y spoke in class today

Jer-em-y smoking his last leaf

 

Tom Cochrane - Big Leagues

 

Sometimes I can hear the ice crack

Sometimes I can hear my ass crack sounds like thunder and rips through my pants

 

 

 

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The Middle - Jimmy Eat World

 

Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride
Everything, everything will be just fine
Everything, everything will be all right

 

Little girl you're an alkaline

Elephant, Elephant will be all white

Elephant, Elephant will be all white

 

 

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