BananaMash Scores the Canucks 2017 Draft Based Entirely on Player Names

[RWMc1]

I would rate him higher than a 2 because, for some strange reason, Eliash Pettershson reminds me of pork chopsh and appleshaushe.

[ReggieBush]

I wish there was another Branko Radivojevic. But Jonah Gadjovich is a decent name too

[Wilbur]

I think you could've rated this a little higher @BananaMash, me thinks you're bitter from Rodrigo Abols signing in Sweden.

[Phil_314]

This draft could've been brought to you by NHL 2K17... just looking at some of these names out there

Fabian Zetterlund?  That's like 3 Swedish scoring wingers in recent history mashed together (Brunnstrom, Zetterberg, Naslund)

Some of the crazy Finn names out there too (Urho Vaakanainen?  Henri Jokiharju?  Eeli Tolvanen?) that sound reminiscent of prospect name generators 
 

[gino#29]

4 hours ago, vinny_in_vancouver said:

We could have had a whole slew of sons, but instead, we managed to get only 2: Pettersson and Gunnarsson. Dallas managed to nab 3! Here's the list:

• Lias Andersson, picked 7 by the Rangers - not only did they steal our only Coach whose last name starts with a 'V'...
• Marcus Davidsson, picked 37 overall by Buffalo
• Jason Robertson, picked 39 overall by Dallas
• Jacob Bryson, picked 99 overall by Buffalo
• Michael Anderson, picked 103 overall by LA Kings
• Drake Batherson, picked 121 overall by Ottawa
• Kyle Olson, picked 122 overall by Anaheim
• Jacob Peterson, picked 132 overall by Dallas
• Sebastian Walfridsson, picked 151 overall by Washington
• Olle Eriksson, picked 153 overall by Anaheim
• Jonathan Davidsson, picked 170 overall by Columbus
• Dylan Ferguson, picked 194 overall by Dallas
• Filip Sveningsson, picked 202 overall by Calgary
• Anton Andersson, picked 206 overall by St. Louis
• Croix Evingson, picked 211 overall by Winnipeg
• Matthew Hellikson, picked 214 overall by New Jersey

it sounds like my icelandic family reunions.

[Qwags]

6 hours ago, Jaku said:

We missed out on Ukko-Pekka Lukkonen.

@BananaMash, how would rate this?

[Twilight Sparkle]

agree with brassard. he wont go anywhere with that name. brassard is nice, but matt? is he not skilled enough to at least go by matthew :x