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32 minutes ago, Primal Optimist said:

Dumb joke, but you reminded me of it, so you get to read it: 

 

A young lady dies and goes to hell whereupon Satan shows her around before she has to decide which room to spend eternity in. Behind each successive door is a scene so frightening it is only worsted by the next door..until she gets to a room where everyone is up to their necks in bloody poop from all walks of human life, but they are smiling and drinking coffee and even crackin jokes. She decides of all the horrors that might be the least horrific to spend eternity in. And so she accepts that room without seeing another one and is quickly fitted to her spot neck deep in the rotten fiflth of a billion peoples abominations..and then has the best coffee she has ever had given to her....she starts to feel right at home, much like visiting the CDC in general....but then after a few more minutes Satan returns and with a booming voice demands "Coffee break is over, back on your heads!"

I really do hope Hitler is a maid in hell

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St.Louis Blues Roster Moves

 

Waivers: The St.Louis Blues places D Matt Bartkowski on the Waivers with the intention to assign him to Greenville

 

Recall: The St.LouisBlues recall D Travis Dermott from the Greenville Swamp Rabbits 

 

Recall : With a pending LITR Request the St.Louis Blues recall Freddie Hamilton from Greenville

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WAIVERS: The Vancouver Canucks waive F Dennis Rasmussen and assign him to the Utica Comets.

 

ACTIVATION: The Vancouver Canucks activate F Shane Prince from IR.

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1 hour ago, Squeak said:

SIGNING: The Pittsburgh Penguins have signed 2017 3rd round pick Michael Amadio to a three-year entry-level contract.

 

PIT.png.42daf686d717b5315acd529ce676f593.pngAlex DeBrincat: 3 year, $ 2.175 million dollar contract ( $ 725,000.00 per season).

That is the sweetest double-signing I have ever witnessed....well done @ActionJax09.....well done @Squeak

 

 

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