Bombastik der Teutone Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 32 minutes ago, Primal Optimist said: Dumb joke, but you reminded me of it, so you get to read it: A young lady dies and goes to hell whereupon Satan shows her around before she has to decide which room to spend eternity in. Behind each successive door is a scene so frightening it is only worsted by the next door..until she gets to a room where everyone is up to their necks in bloody poop from all walks of human life, but they are smiling and drinking coffee and even crackin jokes. She decides of all the horrors that might be the least horrific to spend eternity in. And so she accepts that room without seeing another one and is quickly fitted to her spot neck deep in the rotten fiflth of a billion peoples abominations..and then has the best coffee she has ever had given to her....she starts to feel right at home, much like visiting the CDC in general....but then after a few more minutes Satan returns and with a booming voice demands "Coffee break is over, back on your heads!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da.moose Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Activation: Washington capitals activate Ryan Ellis. Assignment: Washington capitals assign Joakim Ryan to the AHL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primal Optimist Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Bomberman, I remember that one too! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nail Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 INJURED RESERVE The Edmonton Oilers have placed Michael Frolik on Injured Reserve (Retroactive to January 2nd). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nail Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 Tampa Bay sends down Anders Bjork (No Waivers). Tampa Bay calls up Boo Nieves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arby18_ Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 Assinment: Habs send Samuel Blais to North Dakota (no waivers required). Recall: Montreal recalls Aleksi Saarela and places him on active roster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuck2xtreme Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 Another weeks worth of updates put in this morning before work. EDIT: Was done after pickup had done it's stats cycle, so expect those changes to show up tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greensman Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Movement: the Bruins would like to call up AJ Greer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeak Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Arizona is still looking to upgrade their goaltending - willing to part with assets to make it happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombastik der Teutone Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 St.Louis Blues Roster Moves Waivers: The St.Louis Blues places D Matt Bartkowski on the Waivers with the intention to assign him to Greenville Recall: The St.LouisBlues recall D Travis Dermott from the Greenville Swamp Rabbits Recall : With a pending LITR Request the St.Louis Blues recall Freddie Hamilton from Greenville Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primal Optimist Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Activation: Apparently I forgot to post that Andrej Sekera was back off IR, so now he is back off IR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aGENT Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Squeak said: Arizona is still looking to upgrade their goaltending - willing to part with assets to make it happen Could have had Dubnyk last year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 WAIVERS: The Vancouver Canucks waive F Dennis Rasmussen and assign him to the Utica Comets. ACTIVATION: The Vancouver Canucks activate F Shane Prince from IR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primal Optimist Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Activation: Mark Borowiecki has been activated from IR and hopes and to play early next week, if we have the room and cap we will activate him now so i don't miss yet another one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Vanderhoek Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Squeak said: Arizona is still looking to upgrade their goaltending - willing to part with assets to make it happen not happy with quantity of quality ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nail Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 INJURED RESERVE The St. Louis Blues have placed Cam Atkinson on Injured Reserve (Retroactive to January 4th). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeak Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 3 hours ago, Mike Vanderhoek said: not happy with quantity of quality ? Haha - I am not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeak Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 SIGNING: The Pittsburgh Penguins have signed 2017 3rd round pick Michael Amadio to a three-year entry-level contract. Michael Amadio: 3 year, $ 2.175 million dollar contract ( $ 725,000.00 per season). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Vanderhoek Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Squeak said: SIGNING: The Pittsburgh Penguins have signed 2017 3rd round pick Michael Amadio to a three-year entry-level contract. Alex DeBrincat: 3 year, $ 2.175 million dollar contract ( $ 725,000.00 per season). That is the sweetest double-signing I have ever witnessed....well done @ActionJax09.....well done @Squeak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActionJax09 Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Mike Vanderhoek said: That is the sweetest double-signing I have ever witnessed....well done @ActionJax09.....well done @Squeak I think I have to hold @Squeak to this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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