Qwags Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 ON APRIL 10TH, 2017, THE 3-YEAR CURSE THAT BEFELLED THE CANUCKS WAS LIFTED AND HOPE RETURNED: WITH CRISIS AVERTED, AND THE SHIP RETURNED TO COURSE, SUPREME COMMANDER BENNING SET OUT TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT. USING THE BLOOD OF THE MEGNA, HE CALLED UPON THE ANCIENT SPIRIT OF QUINN, AND SUMMONED THE GREEN ONE: (Travis Green, seen here before the spontaneous destruction of the arena, 1929, colorized.) WITH A NEW CAPTAIN FOR HIS VESSEL, BENNING SET OUT TO ACQUIRE A NEW SET OF HELLSPAWN TO KEEP THE RAVENOUS HOARDS FED. ONE SUCH PLAYER IS SAM GAGNER, SEEN HERE BRUTALLY MURDERING THE ANCIENT ENEMY OF THE CANUCKS: (WARNING: If you or your loved ones are faint of heart, allergic to pixels, or take displeasure in witnessing the Hawks participate in a snuff film, consult your nearest witch doctor. You may not be a Canucks fan.) WITH A SUPPORTING CAST OF BURIMISTROV, VANEK AND WANTED MASS MURDERER IN ILLINOIS SAM GAGNER AS THE SUPPORTING CAST, DARK LORD BENNING TURNED HIS GAZE TOWARDS THE PITS OF SMYL, WHERE THE YOUNG BLOOD WERE DEVELOPING: ("TO MEET HIS GAZE IS TO KNOW AGONY, SORROW, AND MADNESS." -MARC BERGEVIN, DREAD LORD OF MONTREAL.) THERE HE FOUND TWO NEW PROSPECTS, ONE WHO COULD SNIPE CLAP BOMBS FROM 500 YARDS, BEARING THE GIFT OF NASLUND, AND ONE WHO COULD NOT BE FELLED BY ANY MORTAL MAN, BEARING THE GIFT OF BERTUZZI: (Brock Boeser, seen here frowning upon Laine's pitiful sniping skills.) (Jake Virtanen, seen here plowing through the Kronwall, ending the Blood Flight. Subsequent analysis has revealed that Niklas Kronwall is forever trapped in a time loop.) (Jake Virtanen, seen here communicating with two Elder Gods in the Elder Tongue. Only those deemed worthy may commune with them.) LINEUP: BAER-HORVAT-BOESER SEDIN-SEDIN-VIRTANEN VANEK-BURIMSTROV-GAGNER DORSETT-SUTTER-GRANNY TANEV-POULIOT GUDDY-HUTTON MDZ-STECHER MARKY MOO NILSSON LAST MEETING: (No back story, I just thought this was funny. Might be this season's Loui face.) GO CANUCKS GO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aliboy Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 We win. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Vintage Canuck- Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 I hope our Granlund outperforms their Granlund (if he plays). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derp... Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 GO GO Bro-ock Boes-ser Power rangers theme song music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odd. Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 I'm feeling it. 9-1 canucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyoung Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Stetcher out I take it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Vintage Canuck- Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, cyoung said: Stetcher out I take it? Correct. He was sent back to Vancouver for testing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-23 Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 LOL, nice GDT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaudette Celly Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Schedule says the game's on SNV, but Telus still showing "blackout" all the way through. Set the PVR with good hopes anyway... Guaranteed 6 of a possible 10 points on the trip, let's come home with 8, boys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerrDrFunk Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Lol! Damn, people are stepping their GDT's this year. I have to start planning for a 2018 game.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puckster Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Go Nucks Go I am thinking 4-1 Nucks on this tilt dorset for goal #6 ? He da Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bo fan Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Come home with 8 boys Go Canucks Go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heretic Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 2-0 Canucks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apples Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 5-1 nucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FijianCanuck Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Expecting a big game from Brock. Wild are without a bunch of star forwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysACanuckFan Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Boeser is going to make his fans in attendance happy by scoring a pair. Dorsett with the Gordie Howe hat trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SergioMomesso Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 1-0 Nuckleheads BB6 with the lone marker. 45 save shutout for Markstrom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FijianCanuck Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Just now, SergioMomesso said: 1-0 Nuckleheads BB6 with the lone marker. 45 save shutout for Markstrom Wild will be lucky if they reach 25 shots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apricot Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Canucks win 3-1 MVP with a goal and an assist Boeser Horvat with the EN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooby Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 9 minutes ago, AlwaysACanuckFan said: Boeser is going to make this fan's night by scoring a pair. Dorsett with the Gordie Howe hat trick. That is truly awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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