Welcome to Experiences With Time Travel (Meeting Hitler and Other Tales), the Art of Making Roosters out of Papier-mâché, and Pleading 'Not Guilty by Reason of Insanity' in an American Courtroom, a game of Mafia all about playing air guitar, dropping out of high school, being probed by aliens, joining ISIS, dancing to bad music, taking acid and getting stuck in a thought loop, throwing the World Series of Baseball, practicing mithridatism, stealing the neighbour's WiFi, approaching the speed of