Junk Food Playoffs, Glucose Overload Conference, Round One

[abdemarco]

The match-ups are set for Round One of the Calorie Cup!

Vote for one winner for each pairing in the Glucose Overload Conference:

Glucose Overload Conference

GO1: (1) Ice cream sundae vs (8) Rice Krispie squares



GO2: (2) New York cheesecake vs (7) Tiramisu



GO3: (3) Dairy Queen ice cream cake vs (6) Lemon meringue pie



GO4: (4) Black Forest cake vs (5) Chocolate mousse

[luckylager]

GO4 is a horrible match-up. Whichever wins in the first round is getting pounded in the semi's.

 

Black forest puke cake vs whipped turds. Lame

[riffraff]

Lemon meringue pie is 

 

for real you have to be over the age of 70 to even consider making this pie or thinking others will enjoy it.

 

 

 

[luckylager]

2 hours ago, riffraff said:

Lemon meringue pie is 

 

for real you have to be over the age of 70 to even consider making this pie or thinking others will enjoy it.

 

 

 

Disagree

 

Lemon meringue kicks ass

[riffraff]

37 minutes ago, luckylager said:

Disagree

 

Lemon meringue kicks ass

You're high.

 

 

[73 Percent]

Glad to see the only cereal on here is getting crushed.

[luckylager]

54 minutes ago, riffraff said:

You're high.

 

 

You're right

 

But wrong about the pie

[riffraff]

1 hour ago, luckylager said:

You're right

 

But wrong about the pie

How is it good?

 

im just surprised you'd be into a meringue pie.

 

firstly the lemon muck.  All fake and basically just sugar.

 

then the meringue.  Really wtf is it?

 

only redeeming saviour is the crumble style pie shell.

 

weakest pie of all time.  Although key lime is right up there.

 

i picked you to be fruit or berry crumble type.  Possibly something with fudge.

 

shocking really there Lager.

[luckylager]

1 hour ago, riffraff said:

How is it good?

 

im just surprised you'd be into a meringue pie.

 

firstly the lemon muck.  All fake and basically just sugar.

 

then the meringue.  Really wtf is it?

 

only redeeming saviour is the crumble style pie shell.

 

weakest pie of all time.  Although key lime is right up there.

 

i picked you to be fruit or berry crumble type.  Possibly something with fudge.

 

shocking really there Lager.

My Granny used to make it from scratch, taught my mom who taught my wife. 

 

I think most people have just never eaten a real, made from scratch lmp.

 

Store bought is crap. The meringue is like mushy sweetened scrambled eggs and the filling is a nasty zesty jello. Gross indeed.

[NHL'er]

This has been a sweet thread. 

[riffraff]

1 hour ago, luckylager said:

My Granny used to make it from scratch, taught my mom who taught my wife. 

 

I think most people have just never eaten a real, made from scratch lmp.

 

Store bought is crap. The meringue is like mushy sweetened scrambled eggs and the filling is a nasty zesty jello. Gross indeed.

Exacery

[J-23]

Chocolate mousse will win this conference easy.

[luckylager]

1 hour ago, J-23 said:

Chocolate mousse will win this conference easy.

Not so fast, J.  The Sundae has almost limitless possibilities

[J-23]

1 hour ago, luckylager said:

Not so fast, J.  The Sundae has almost limitless possibilities

Anything with vanilla ice cream in it is trash. Slurpee > Ice cream .

 

[luckylager]

41 minutes ago, J-23 said:

Anything with vanilla ice cream in it is trash. Slurpee > Ice cream .

 

GTFO! Nothing says a sundae MUST be made with vanilla ice cream.

 

And even if it was a requirement, burrying that vanilla with chocolate sauce, fudge, caramel, m&ms, peanuts or even frozen chunks of peanut butter, reeces pieces, peanutbutter cups,

 

any kind of cookie or candy, pretzls, hashish, whipping cream

 

Fruit, if you're a weirdo

 

I could go on - 

[J-23]

1 hour ago, luckylager said:

GTFO! Nothing says a sundae MUST be made with vanilla ice cream.

 

And even if it was a requirement, burrying that vanilla with chocolate sauce, fudge, caramel, m&ms, peanuts or even frozen chunks of peanut butter, reeces pieces, peanutbutter cups,

 

any kind of cookie or candy, pretzls, hashish, whipping cream

 

Fruit, if you're a weirdo

 

I could go on - 

 

On 4/11/2018 at 1:02 PM, abdemarco said:

GO1: (1) Vanilla ice cream sundae 


 

[abdemarco]

Hm, I feel misquoted here...

[luckylager]

37 minutes ago, J-23 said:

 

 

 

29 minutes ago, abdemarco said:

Hm, I feel misquoted here...

 

[J-23]

1 minute ago, luckylager said:

 

 

 

Lmfao, is that Eddie Murphy?

[luckylager]

Just now, J-23 said:

Lmfao, is that Eddie Murphy?

No.

It's Vanilla Ice

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cream

 

2 minutes ago, J-23 said:

Lmfao, is that Eddie Murphy?

Seriously, J?

2 minutes ago, J-23 said:

Lmfao, is that Eddie Murphy?

Says the guy with the 2Pac avatar...