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So let's have some fun at Coiler fans expense (Like we always do)

Nephew left this book at the house - was going to burn it but realized its a library book so gave it back but in true CDC fashion lets see if we can come up with our own 100 things Every Oiler Fan should Know Before They Die:

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1. The Oilers may never make the playoffs again before you die.

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4.  The Oilers will have at least 15-35 top 5 picks before you die (depending on your age/lifespan).  Only 5 of these picks will ever make the NHL.  2 will be top 6F, 1 will be bottom 6, 1 top 4RD and 1 will be a 3rd pairing LD.

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12. Mcdavid's contract limited the team to signing other top talent which will makes mcdavid the greatest player never to win the cup. 

 

13. The next time Edmonton wins the cup there will be a snow storm in June blocking all traffic to the arena and the tv stations will be disconnected therefore making your Stanley cup championship questionable.

 

14. Beer prices will be the highest in league

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15: Gretzky is the only reason you can sign UFA’s, and even then they suck for ya 

 

*cough cough* Lucic *cough*

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17) In Deadmonton (where professional hockey players' hopes come to die), unlike the rest of the league, the word "rebuild" has the accepted connotation of being never-ending.   Now if only someone would update Connor and Leon's dictionaries so they would wake up and smell the burnt coffee.

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