bishopshodan Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 437th floor of the Tower of Babel. Put it out out on one of the balconies of an un-rented luxury suite. Check with front desk first. If I lick a Cane Toad and then someone kicks me, will my astral body now be a different colour? Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted July 27, 2019 Author Share Posted July 27, 2019 it wont change colour necessarily, but you will experience a brief separation that could have lasting mental affects. What does the pope’s hat and grumpy cat have in common? Link to comment
Master 112 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 they're both up in heaven. best hook-up bars in van? Link to comment
milk and honey Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Main street McDonald's More annoying MH in mafia or trump Link to comment
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Master 112 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 17 minutes ago, milk and honey said: Main street McDonald's More annoying MH in mafia or trump oh man the 4am crowd is something Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted July 27, 2019 Author Share Posted July 27, 2019 Norwex, because it cleans right down to the soul What is the worst superpower? Link to comment
Master 112 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Onion-soul duality. Who is the most iconic figure from the ghetto? Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Just now, 112 said: Onion-soul duality. Who is the most iconic figure from the ghetto? Lord Byron Is there gelato in the ghetto? Link to comment
milk and honey Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 3 hours ago, falcon45ca said: Lord Byron Is there gelato in the ghetto? Yup but a different type of galato with some herb added solfest heavy medal song? Link to comment
bishopshodan Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 (edited) Something from / made out of Bonjovium. Spoiler Ref: Year Zero .by Rob Reid "It's a superheavy element that your scientists haven't encountered yet," Özzӱ squawked. "You'd probably call it something stupid like unseptiquadrium. But we call it metallicam. Because it's the heaviest metal that can possibly exist in this universe." . . . "As in . . . the band?" "I was disappointed too," Özzӱ said, making a shrugging gesture. "I was hoping for ironmaidium. But back when we renamed it, the votes were with Lars and the boys." . . . "What about bonjovium?" I asked. I've always had a weakness for "You Give Love a Bad Name." "Of course, it exists. But bonjovium is certainly not a heavy metal by our standards," Özzӱ sniffed. "It has an atomic number of just fifty. You call it 'tin'." (pp. 56-7) Why do birds suddenly appear? Edited July 28, 2019 by bishopshodan Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted July 28, 2019 Author Share Posted July 28, 2019 Its a bad omen. Get out. They are after your soul. Are we there yet? Link to comment
Master 112 Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 there is no there; only here was darth vader right to join the dark side? 1 Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted July 28, 2019 Author Share Posted July 28, 2019 No, he left to join the dark side. Which way is up in space? 1 2 Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 Just now, Cpt.Clutch said: No, he left to join the dark side. Which way is up in space? Left ways on the right vertical of the 90 degree intersect of the flipped down right side, as it converts into the 475th axis of terminality. Duh... Why are there fake Christmas trees, but not a fake Christmas? 1 Link to comment
luckylager Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 If you walk into a store in December, it's fake Christmas. Fake Christmas is real. Fake Christmas is more real than real Christmas. If it was the 1980's, how often would you spank your kids? Link to comment
Master 112 Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 I'd spank them for not giving me enough reasons to spank them. If it was the 1980s, how awesome would the music be? Link to comment
luckylager Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 Well you just gotta giv'r 110%, even the awful pop. Turn it up Why are there only 5 ways to write a movie these days? Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted July 28, 2019 Author Share Posted July 28, 2019 The matrix is real and there is a glitch in the mainframe. That or the renegade programs are toying with us. What is the square root of onion? Link to comment
Master 112 Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 Nonsense. What is the exact part where incommunicability breaks from communicability? Link to comment
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