bishopshodan Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Socked goat feet in shoes of cheese. Is this universe deterministic but without intelligence? 1 Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted August 10, 2019 Author Share Posted August 10, 2019 Only an intelligence can determine...the answer to that question. How much is that doggie in the window? Link to comment
bishopshodan Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 The one with the waggly tail? 10% off. Turns out he is in fact petrified of flash lights that shine in the dark. We lost a lot, decided to install a proper security system. What took you so long was there a queue at the post office? Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted August 10, 2019 Author Share Posted August 10, 2019 There was a dirty double decker stage coach I happened to miss. I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain? Link to comment
Baer. Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Whenever I look up at the sky when it's raining the rain drops land on my eyeballs and blur my vision. I have yet to find a solution for this. If 1+1=2 and 2-2=0 and half of 2 is 1 then why doesn't 0+0=1? Link to comment
luckylager Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Actually 0+0=8 if you squeeze hard enough. Kinky $&!#, dirty talk or vanilla - how do you hit that? Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 30 minutes ago, luckylager said: Actually 0+0=8 if you squeeze hard enough. Kinky $&!#, dirty talk or vanilla - how do you hit that? With a hammer and a spoon. If you're married to a doctor, does that mean eating an apple a day is grounds for divorce? Link to comment
bishopshodan Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Not at all, you just have to go to the doctor, by obligation this Dr person cannot come to you. Apple code. However, this person made an another oath to you on that wedding day ..those promises will be upheld... though you must, go to them. Get over your ego and realise you married a Dr. You would not expect a song bird not to sing. Keep eating apples and be a good partner. I have been making the mistake in my dreams of running back at what just gave me the nightmare and trying to punch my way back to consciousness. My punches are landing flat and weak like I am swinging through water. Do you have any subconscious calisthenic exercises that could up my striking power? Link to comment
luckylager Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 27 minutes ago, bishopshodan said: Not at all, you just have to go to the doctor, by obligation this Dr person cannot come to you. Apple code. However, this person made an another oath to you on that wedding day ..those promises will be upheld... though you must, go to them. Get over your ego and realise you married a Dr. You would not expect a song bird not to sing. Keep eating apples and be a good partner. I have been making the mistake in my dreams of running back at what just gave me the nightmare and trying to punch my way back to consciousness. My punches are landing flat and weak like I am swinging through water. Do you have any subconscious calisthenic exercises that could up my striking power? Yes, wait for the next time you have a "falling dream". The great thing about falling dreams is that they happen while you're falling asleep; you're still somewhat conscious. So here's the catch, you need to tell yourself you're falling asleep, and as you fall, tell yourself it's just a dream, and you will learn to fly. It's an amazing feeling. The downside is you may never have a falling dream again. Why are meals referred to as "square"? "Three square meals a day" I can't eat ravioli that often. Link to comment
Baer. Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Because a balanced diet is for squares. How many people are actually going to area 51? Link to comment
luckylager Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 (edited) I haven't checked the payroll lately. But I know at least M Maybe 7 will be at Groom Lake. I've seen a UFO. No joke. Have you ever seen something moving in the sky in ways that defy your understanding of physics? Edited August 12, 2019 by luckylager Link to comment
falcon45ca Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 5 hours ago, DarthMelvin said: Yes. Who's on first? Nobody, the game was called due to irrelevancy. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, and are the beaver's concerned they'll lose their jobs? Link to comment
luckylager Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Nah, woodies and beavers make a perfect team. How often do you floss, and are you honest with your dentist about it? Link to comment
Baer. Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I have a dentist? What is your favourite leg? Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted August 13, 2019 Author Share Posted August 13, 2019 This question is offensive to paraplegics. You should be ashamed! (Chicken legs are good on the bbq) If a turtle looses its shell, is it homeless or naked? Link to comment
luckylager Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Cpt.Clutch said: This question is offensive to paraplegics. You should be ashamed! (Chicken legs are good on the bbq) If a turtle looses its shell, is it homeless or naked? Neither, its shell just wiggles a bit. What's something you strive to be good at? Edited August 13, 2019 by luckylager Autocorrect is such $&!#. 1 Link to comment
JM_ Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 1 hour ago, luckylager said: Neither, its shell just wiggles a bit. What's something you strive to be good at? I'm obsessed with making an egg white omelette that doesn't taste like cardboard. Whats the dumbest thing you've ever said to a cop? Link to comment
luckylager Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Jimmy McGill said: I'm obsessed with making an egg white omelette that doesn't taste like cardboard. Whats the dumbest thing you've ever said to a cop? Before or after he kicked the $&!# out of me? I know it's rude to answer a question with a question, but it's important in this case. Why did Fats Domino choose that for a name? He's not rectangular or covered in spots, I don't get it. Edited August 13, 2019 by luckylager Link to comment
Cpt.Clutch Posted August 13, 2019 Author Share Posted August 13, 2019 He knew the effect his career would have on future generations of music. Why give me your two cents when its only a penny for your thoughts? Link to comment
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