nucklehead Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 https://www.msn.com/en-ca/entertainment/celebrity/jimmy-kimmel-is-the-first-official-mayor-of-dildo-newfoundland/ar-AAFTPEQ?ocid=spartanntp Quote When he first heard about Dildo last week, Kimmel made a massive fuss about the town and dedicated a segment on Jimmy Kimmel Live! to it. When the residents heard about Kimmel's ongoing obsession, they practically begged him to come for a visit so he can see what Dildo is really all about.After getting a chance to get to know some of the Dildonians, Kimmel decided that the next most appropriate step in his relationship with the town was to declare his candidacy for mayor. Campaigning began immediately, and Kimmel even sent his beloved assistant up to Canada's east coast to generate some hype for him. Initially, Kimmel was running unopposed, so he was an obvious shoo-in for the spot. Earlier this week though, actor Matt Damon began campaigning with signs around Dildo as well, giving Kimmel some serious competition. After a long week of waiting for the final result, Kimmel finally got some good news last night - he's been declared the conditional honourary mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland. When he asked about what the conditions are, Kimmel was told by residents that he'll have to come to Dildo himself. "That goes without saying. I’m definitely coming,” Kimmel said. “I will be a fair mayor, I will be a kind mayor. I won’t have to do any work as mayor, will I?” 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
48MPHSlapShot Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 So important it needed two separate threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil_314 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 Hope neither of them really has the balls to be a d*ck in this whole campaign. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptKirk888 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 I’m just vibrating right now, Kimmel is just toying with these kind newfies, they don’t deserve to be the butt of his jokes. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonoman Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 They certainly have a dildo running America Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brownky Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 1 hour ago, sonoman said: They certainly have a dildo running America Nah. Dildos have a purpose and bring pleasure to many. 1 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mpt Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 Should go good with his douchebag award 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBH1926 Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 It’s appropriate that this dildo is a honorary mayor of Dildo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Strome Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 9 hours ago, sonoman said: They certainly have a dildo running America So he is vibrating with excitement? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 Do people find Jimmy Kimmel funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBH1926 Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Monty said: Do people find Jimmy Kimmel funny? Watching him do his monologue is like watching paint dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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