What is the funniest graffiti you've seen?

[JM_]

In an effort for ongoing distractions from the pandemic, tell us the funniest graffiti you've seen, on a building, in a bathroom, wherever it occurred. 

 

I'll start with one that seems timely now:

 

In days of old, when knights were bold

And paper wasn't invented

They wiped their ass

Across the grass

And went away contented. 

[Whaleroad Train]

An atheist is a person who has no invisible means of support.

[goalie13]

On the back of the bathroom stall door at a university...  "This is the most productive thing you've done all day".

 

 

 

 

Edited March 27, 2020 by goalie13

[chon derry]

[Angry Goose]

Big fan of smiles with one tooth painted black

[JM_]

these one's from ancient Rome are pretty good: https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/32276/11-colorful-phrases-ancient-roman-graffiti

 

[AlwaysACanuckFan]

The Great Pumpkin Believers written on a train car. I rail fan as well and see lots of cool designs.

 

[King Heffy]

Why are you reading this?  The joke's in your hand.

[Curmudgeon]

To do is to be.

          - Confucius

To be is to do.

          - Lao Tzu

Dooby dooby doo.

          - Sinatra

 

[Undrafted]

Memory is a funny thing.  Sometimes we remember the most inane things.  Like this "poem" carved in a coffee-shop's public bathroom back in the mid-80s:

 

Here I sit

***hole a-hurtin'

Just gave birth

to another Albertan

[JM_]

13 hours ago, King Heffy said:

Why are you reading this?  The joke's in your hand.

that reminds me of another oldie:

 

here I sit broken hearted, paid a dime and only farted.