Popular Post luckylager Posted July 17, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted July 17, 2020 (edited) Flight of the Dirty Birds The beautiful beachfront community of Seaside is an idyllic setting full of sprawling estates and affluent citizens with expensive tastes. Olympic sized ozonated swimming pools, luscious gardens and backyard putting greens complete with sand traps and novelty water features decorate their properties. Black luxury SUV's, red sports cars, trophy wives, fine wines, kind weed and the best cocaine outside of Peru were all very much in vogue among the locals. And as it goes in these stereotypical white upper class suburbs, the bird population is so large and healthy that every third grey head is an ornithologist, and the other two are "just birders". All the good little pretty birds feasted on the riches of the perfectly manicured gardens and serenaded all that passed by… as the dirty birds squawked, cawed and pecked the living $&!# out of each other for half eaten poke bowls, sushi rolls, grilled chicken salads and fish tacos at the local landfill. It was paradise for all birds…. until one day the landfill was full. No more bourgeois trash could fit in the hole and the residents of Seaside had to start shipping their garbage to a "facility" in Mexico by barge. The dirty landfill birds, left without easy pickings were forced to fly their dirty asses back to the beaches and streets to forage as they did before they discovered the landfill so many generations ago. The Dirty Birds were not happy, not one bit, the flight was on. These dirtybirds were not just mad, they were wicked pissed off and to show their displeasure - they organized bomb squads and began mass-$&!#ting on everything they could possibly crap on in Seaside. Every morning the people awoke to the annoying squawking of $&!#hawks at sunrise to find their luxury automobiles absolutely covered in bird crap. Patio sets painted white with turds and their pools so murky and poop filled they had to do the unthinkable and actually swim in the ocean "like &^@#ing peasants". Well enough was enough, the people had had it and equipped themselves with shotguns and vowed to kill every damn bird in town, pretty or not, dirty didn't matter in the slightest, all the birds would pay for the actions of a few. Well this wasn't gonna fly for the sweet and pretty songbirds. They were rightly upset. They vowed to have revenge on the dirty birds for giving them a bad name and threatening the way of life that they so loved. The pretty birds mobilized and vowed to peck the dirtybirds to death, one by one, and leave their mangled dirty corpses in the streets to prove loyalty to the good people of Seaside. Edited July 30, 2020 by luckylager 4 1 1 Link to comment
luckylager Posted July 17, 2020 Author Share Posted July 17, 2020 (edited) Gameplay - First 2 or 3 days will be 48hrs, then 24hrs. No night phase. Please vote every day. Don't be a dick. Post regularly or I might just take your vote away. Let's say 3 posts per day. No angleshooting, but feel free to claim your birds if you want. I don't care because it won't matter at all. However, there will be no further exploration of players' role cards or communication of the information contained in yours. All communication with the me will remain off limits for discussion in the thread. You know, all standard mafia rules apply. Normal stuff. Edited July 25, 2020 by luckylager 1 Link to comment
luckylager Posted July 17, 2020 Author Share Posted July 17, 2020 (edited) NF1 Spoiler NIGHTFALL 1 - FINAL VOTE COUNT PL (1) - NIK(L) SS (1) - TOEWS NIK (1) - BK TOEWS (2) - GC, J23 HOGS (2) - DM, JAZZ ROCKET (2) - FALC, Z JAZZ (5) - PL(L), MR, SS, HOGS, BJ KURISU (2) - KURISU, TR18 NF2 Spoiler NIGHTFALL 2 - FINAL VOTE COUNT - (MY SECURITY STAFF HAVE BEEN FIRED! THERE WAS NO BIRD CRAP FOUND IN THE BALLOT BOXES) PL(3) -HOGS, PL(L), Z, NIK (1) - DM TOEWS(3) - TR18, MR, KURISU DM(6) - NIK, BK, TOEWS, FALC, J23, SS The Dead: Qwags - Bushtit - Town Jazz - Headless Chicken - *Town Blue Jay - Raven - Town Sheriff GC16 - Woodpecker - Town DarthMelvin - $&!#hawk - Dirty Bird Shartpooper - Blue Footed Booby - Town Edited July 26, 2020 by luckylager 1 Link to comment
luckylager Posted July 17, 2020 Author Share Posted July 17, 2020 Just now, naslund.is.king said: Hi. I was looking for our Chief Registrar 1 Link to comment
naslund.is.king Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 (edited) On 7/16/2020 at 11:22 PM, luckylager said: I was looking for our Chief Registrar Welll... We have 13 signups so far Lucky Lager: Lucky Lager Dirty Bird Official Signup List: 1.PL 2.SS 3.MR 4.NIK 5.Qwags 6.Dirty Bird 7.Toews 8.BoDoesntKnoe 9.DM 10.Hoggers 11.J-23 12.RocketMan 13.Zfetch@EP40. @milk and honey @GoCanucks16 @Blinzer @Kurisu @Blue Jay 22 @Otis @Funnygurl555 @thejazz97 @Aladeen @mau5trap @Time Lord Edited July 18, 2020 by naslund.is.king 1 1 Link to comment
luckylager Posted July 17, 2020 Author Share Posted July 17, 2020 Just now, naslund.is.king said: Welll... We have 3 signups so far Lucky Lager 1.PL 2.SS 3.MR 1. @naslund.is.king 2. @DarthMelvin 3. @Qwags 4. @EP40. 6. @hoggers 7. @milk and honey 9. @GoCanucks16 10. @BoKnows 13. @Intoewsables 14. @Zfetch 15. @Blinzer 16. @Kurisu 17. @J-23 18. @TheRocket18 19. @Blue Jay 22 20. @Otis @Funnygurl555 @thejazz97 @Aladeen @mau5trap You're playing. That's 4 1 Link to comment
naslund.is.king Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, luckylager said: You're playing. That's 4 Wouldn’t miss it for the world 1 1 Link to comment
Qwags Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Yeah, put me on the winning team. 1 1 Link to comment
luckylager Posted July 17, 2020 Author Share Posted July 17, 2020 @falcon45ca @Kryten @Salacious Crumb @otherwise @Where's Wellwood 1 Link to comment
naslund.is.king Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 (edited) I hope @TheRocket18 plays. Something tells me we’ll see a much different/more active player when he gets rand town. @BoKnows also killed it for a first timer.Hope to see a lot more of him as well Edited July 17, 2020 by naslund.is.king 1 1 Link to comment
Sharpshooter Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Looking forward to this LL. Gonna be a gooder I reckon. 1 1 Link to comment
BoKnows Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 When are you hoping to start the game? 1 1 Link to comment
Master Radishes Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 I know the year is only half over but I'm going to go ahead and declare this the best game flavour of the year. 1 1 1 Link to comment
luckylager Posted July 17, 2020 Author Share Posted July 17, 2020 5 hours ago, BoKnows said: When are you hoping to start the game? Depends on interest, but if I had to guess I'd say Wednesday at the earliest. 1 Link to comment
BoKnows Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 14 minutes ago, luckylager said: Depends on interest, but if I had to guess I'd say Wednesday at the earliest. In 1 1 Link to comment
luckylager Posted July 17, 2020 Author Share Posted July 17, 2020 10 minutes ago, DarthMelvin said: IN !!!! DM owning the gif market! 1 Link to comment
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