Mafia: Flight of the Dirty Birds - Game Over, TOWN WINS!!

[Professor Linguine]

17 minutes ago, falcon45ca said:

Holy sheet.

 

 

Wait, but is he becoming a dude or a lady?

he's becoming a hog

[BoKnows]

Perhaps we had a day kill by a serial killer?

 

Throwing all options out there.

[Professor Linguine]

ima keep it real with you guys. it's straight up bad to care too much about the eagle.

 

if they're town, let them do their thing and blow up baddies. if they're town, they're also likely one or two shot so they might well be a VT right now. I doubt they're scum, but if they are you aren't gonna catch them by looking at the eagle talk. if they're SK, they're going to be more concerned with shooting the mafia than shooting us, since NKs are the biggest vulnerability of an SK who loses the moment they die. the chances of a maf/SK daykill are low too so they're most likely just town. and digging too deep into that just outs a potential PR.

[falcon45ca]

12 minutes ago, J-23 said:

Ya I can definitely see lucky doing some $&!# like that.

Roles are randed, and lucky wouldn't mess with that.

[J-23]

Perhaps we had a day kill by Mafia

[BoKnows]

3 minutes ago, J-23 said:

Perhaps we had a day kill by Mafia

 I feel like that way too OP, unless it's a one-trick pony

[hoggers]

44 minutes ago, Blue Jay 22 said:

I think he’s undergoing a sex change operation. We should be sympathetic and caring towards him.

wtf

[naslund.is.king]

Soaring high above the clouds the Golden Eagle uses his eagle eyes to search for the dirtiest of the dirty birds. Focusing hard he sees what appears to be a bird taking a massive dump on some innocent Girl Guides as they prepare for their picnic.

He drops into attack mode and dives at incredible speed 

 

WHAMMY! HE SMASHES HIS TARGET AND SINKS HIS TALONS DEEP INTO ITS NECK AND SKULL. As he squeezes tightly he hears the last whimper of a Bush Tit -  "I only crap in bushes... It wasn't me. I'm not a dirty bird!"

 

@Qwags has been killed. His mangled corpse lies bloody and twitching for a $&!#ting he did not commit.
 

this does not sound like a scum kill

[TheRocket18]

but qwagster went down stating it was a v kill....

[GoCanucks16]

There is no point to discussing the Eagle kill.

[J-23]

People don’t want to think outside the box like me. I’m just built different.

[BoKnows]

6 minutes ago, J-23 said:

People don’t want to think outside the box like me. I’m just built different.

I'm a different breed, I'm a different culture, I'm a different man, I'm a different everything.  You ain't built like me, you ain't built for me, you ain't built all like me.

[Professor Linguine]

can EOD hurry up quicker so I can lynch jazz

[J-23]

Vote MR

[falcon45ca]

2 hours ago, Professor Linguine said:

the only people that should give a &^@# about the eagle are scum. are you scum?

By this logic, you should be scum reading BJ and Town reading me. 

[falcon45ca]

Unvote, vote Sharpshooter 

 

A lil birdy told me he's dirty

[Sharpshooter]

I think Toews vote on me was a lazy scum vote. I think it’s possible he’s scum and he and his teammates are spreading the votes around.
 

Maybe he’s hoping that a train will start on me. And because he’s the first he gets town cred. 
 

Right now, Toews is my best choice for a vote. 
 

Vote Toews
 

 

[Sharpshooter]

9 minutes ago, falcon45ca said:

Unvote, vote Sharpshooter 

 

A lil birdy told me he's dirty

Then that bird is very dirty. Like scummy. 
 

Either you’re an idiot for listening to that person or you’re an idiot scum for trying to push me as scum. Either way, you’re kinda an idiot. 

[falcon45ca]

7 minutes ago, Sharpshooter said:

Then that bird is very dirty. Like scummy. 
 

Either you’re an idiot for listening to that person or you’re an idiot scum for trying to push me as scum. Either way, you’re kinda an idiot. 

All riled up, I love it.

[Sharpshooter]

Just now, falcon45ca said:

All riled up, I love it.

Not riled up in the least. Able to call out a dirty bird as soon as I see one.