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18 minutes ago, falcon45ca said:

Fuxk the 48.

 

 

Games Lives Matter

 

 

 

T-Minus soooooooper qwick

Doesn't matter when tomorrow he fires the gun.

I'll either be drunk, loaded, hammered, or sleeping.

 

Canucks play again in Friday, so I'll nurse my hangover and avoid screens until the puck drops, then I'll probably sleep until Saturday.

Saturday is family day and I expect to get lynched right around the time my eldest goes to bed, leaving me free of my mafia obligations and rightfully committed to my hockey boner.

 

Not sorry. But you'll need to kill me early

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55 minutes ago, luckylager said:

Doesn't matter when tomorrow he fires the gun.

I'll either be drunk, loaded, hammered, or sleeping.

 

Canucks play again in Friday, so I'll nurse my hangover and avoid screens until the puck drops, then I'll probably sleep until Saturday.

Saturday is family day and I expect to get lynched right around the time my eldest goes to bed, leaving me free of my mafia obligations and rightfully committed to my hockey boner.

 

Not sorry. But you'll need to kill me early

I've already killed you in 14 different simulation via animation scenarios...

 

 

 

That's scenarios pronounced the pretentious, and dare I say @Beluga Whale or French manner,  Say-Nahr-Eh-Oh

 

 

 

 

Let's &^@#in go on a Canoe Ride...

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know what I'm talkin' aboot

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1 hour ago, falcon45ca said:

I've already killed you in 14 different simulation via animation scenarios...

 

 

 

That's scenarios pronounced the pretentious, and dare I say @Beluga Whale or French manner,  Say-Nahr-Eh-Oh

 

 

 

 

Let's &^@#in go on a Canoe Ride...

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know what I'm talkin' aboot

You know, there's only two ways we can go from here -

 

1) I drop my zippo into this box of fireworks, here in this fireworks warehouse in Beirut, and we both get blown to &^@#ing smithereens 

 

or

 

2) You shoot me faster than Ivan shoots you. 

 

Either way you're not living through it so just drop the $&!# and gimme back my &^@#ing pillow. Biitch

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47 minutes ago, luckylager said:

You know, there's only two ways we can go from here -

 

1) I drop my zippo into this box of fireworks, here in this fireworks warehouse in Beirut, and we both get blown to &^@#ing smithereens 

 

or

 

2) You shoot me faster than Ivan shoots you. 

 

Either way you're not living through it so just drop the $&!# and gimme back my &^@#ing pillow. Biitch

I think I'll go with Option #3.

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