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[PGT] Vancouver Canucks at St. Louis Blues | Aug. 12, 2020 | Canucks lead series 1-0

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Just now, Twilight Sparkle said:

Finally THE BO HAS COME BACK TO EDMONTON!

 

David Perron, let The Bo get one thing straight. You come out here and try to bully our star guys, when THIS game, our star players beat your ass, but you turn your back and put your tiny little things called BALLS between your legs and YOU RUN AWAY FROM THE BO! The Bo realizes why that is, because you've got a three foot nose and you stick it straight up Sutherland's ass! You get down on your knees and your pray to the all mighty GOD ABOVE and it sounds something like this: Dear God, my name's Davey! I score goals and I help my team but everybody still says that I ABSOLUTELY SUCK!

 

And suddenly, the Heavens opened up and God himself appeared and said, "Bob..." "But my name's Davey!" "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!" The fact of the matter is, The Bo went out there, and does what he does best and that's lay the smackdown on your candy ass!"

 

IF YOU SMEEEEELLLLLLL WHAT THE BO IS COOKIN

The peoples captain!

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