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  • Will : [during a therapy session]  Do you find it hard to hide the fact that you're gay?

    Henry Lipkin : [stammers]  What are... talking... about... What?

    Will : Look, buddy, a few seconds ago you were ready to give *me* a jump!

    Henry Lipkin : [feeling somewhat insulted]  A jump? I... I'm terribly sorry... I...

    Will : Hey, I don't have a problem with it. I don't care if you putt from the rough!

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How does a legitimate, first-born, son of a king
And a stewardess, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot
In the desert of Wadiya, by providence livin large
In the royal palace, grow up to be the supreme leader with a gigantic phallus?

The bearded-child, executed his father
Cause his penis was a lot harder, a lot better
By being a lot longer
By being much stronger
By fourteen, they gave him his first hooker

And every day while his harem was growin
Across the naked bodies, he was gropin and lickin
Inside, he was longin for something more to be doin
The brother was ready for sex, intercourse, bangin or bonein

Then the zionists came, and devastation reigned
Our man saw his semen drip, dripping down the drain
Put his aladeenis into a vagine, caused her a lot of pain
And he created his first love-stain, a testament to his main vein

Well, the word got around, they said, this kid is massive, man
Took up a collection just to make the enormous phallic statue stand
pay attention to the details, make sure both the balls are now the same
And the world is gonna know your name
What's your name, man?

Admiral General Aladeen
My name is Admiral General Aladeen
And there's a million camels I haven't raped
But just you wait, just you wait

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