Jannik Hansen’s Relative Escapes From Australien Prison

[Goat James]

Wonder who’s the smartest, Jannik or Stoffle 

[VancouverHabitant]

Hahaha your title got me, I actually thought he had a relative that escaped prison.  Well played OP. 

[Coconuts]

Nice to see not giving a &^@# runs in the family 

[peaches5]

46 minutes ago, The Game said:

Wonder who’s the smartest, Jannik or Stoffle 

I swear to christ someone posted this exact same thing years ago.

[nux4lyfe]

El Chapo ain't got nothin' on the badger!

[JM_]

damn, I got really excited for a moment there. 

[Pears]

[Where's Wellwood]

If Petey were from Australia, he'd be Australien

[Dazzle]

Just now, Where's Wellwood said:

If Petey were from Australia, he'd be Australien

Took me a while to figure it out... and damn, you're right!

[Kragar]

I'm sure Stoffle doesn't care (he is a honey badger, after all), but as Reuben Tishkoff said: "Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the ****ing desert!"

[Tre Mac]

Whoever named these dropped the ball- They're Skunkmunks

[Whaleroad Train]

Escaping from captivity is in the D.N.A of all Australians.  We are descended from convicts after all.

[Cromeslab]

Funny stuff lol

[goog16]

He's on SN 650 if they hurry they can catch him!!!

 

[Junkyard Dog]

For a second I thought it was real and was like honey badger thing must run in the family...

 

Looks like I was 100% right.

[RUPERTKBD]

Wait....

 

....I thought all of Australia was a prison....

[SID.IS.SID.ME.IS.ME]

On 8/19/2020 at 1:12 PM, Where's Wellwood said:

If Petey were from Australia, he'd be Australien

Australien: If Petey were from Australia.
 

Kalien: If Petey smokes a hookah.

 

Bacchanalien: If Petey gets drunk.

 

Madrigalien: If Petey sings.

 

Saturnalien: If Petey attends Roman orgies.

 

That’s all I got for now. 
 

EDIT: If Petey were from South America, he’d probably be Venezualien. 
 

EDIT2: Ok, one more. Regalien: because, y’know, he’s the king.  
 

EDIT3: Sesquipedalien: When Petey uses long words. He’s smart like that. 
 

(somebody stop me)

Edited August 21, 2020 by SID.IS.SID.ME.IS.ME

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