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15 hours ago, luckylager said:

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

 

Because 7, 8, 9

Why was 6 watching 7 on her onlyfans account?

 

Because 7, 8, 9 on HD camera with close up shots of the action and this is what 6 likes to fap to, but then suffers from post nutt clarity that he could never get a girl like 7 or 9 for that matter so he gets depressed and thinks to himself he is no 6 he is more like a 0, nothing, so he presses the tip of a gun to his temple and feels the cold steel against his skin, he laughs for a moment cause at least he can feel something, anything. Maybe he doesn't want to die afterall, maybe there is a reason to live but the gun accidentally discharges and while it's not a lethal shot it horribly disfigures 6 to point of looking more like a 2 and even though he should feel terrible and just finish himself off it awakens something inside of him, a will and power he never knew was there a will to live and to help all the other 6s that are going through the same problems he is, so he becomes a motivational speaker and earns millions from the speaking engagements to the self-help books, and he finds a 9 that loves him for who he truely is and everynight they say I love you after a good 69 session, and he lived happily ever after until 9 hired a 5 to assassinate 6 to inherit all his money and get all the insurance money to move with 10 to to live in luxury in Costa Rica. 

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31 minutes ago, Aladeen said:

Why was 6 watching 7 on her onlyfans account?

 

Because 7, 8, 9 on HD camera with close up shots of the action and this is what 6 likes to fap to, but then suffers from post nutt clarity that he could never get a girl like 7 or 9 for that matter so he gets depressed and thinks to himself he is no 6 he is more like a 0, nothing, so he presses the tip of a gun to his temple and feels the cold steel against his skin, he laughs for a moment cause at least he can feel something, anything. Maybe he doesn't want to die afterall, maybe there is a reason to live but the gun accidentally discharges and while it's not a lethal shot it horribly disfigures 6 to point of looking more like a 2 and even though he should feel terrible and just finish himself off it awakens something inside of him, a will and power he never knew was there a will to live and to help all the other 6s that are going through the same problems he is, so he becomes a motivational speaker and earns millions from the speaking engagements to the self-help books, and he finds a 9 that loves him for who he truely is and everynight they say I love you after a good 69 session, and he lived happily ever after until 9 hired a 5 to assassinate 6 to inherit all his money and get all the insurance money to move with 10 to to live in luxury in Costa Rica. 

Aladeen...

 

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