What would you guys rather face?

[apollo18]

i know this is very off topic but i have always been very curious since two canucks had to deal with these. hamhuis slapshot/shot to the face and sami salo slapshot/shot to the balls

in sami's case he was probably wearing a cup however for this we will do no cup

 

i bet alot of people will say mouth because they want kids but for this discussion lets just say you have already had your kids and or dont want kids

 

thanks!

[crobar]

At least you can get false teeth.

[Coconuts]

Idk, at least with the balls you've got a little protection

 

Take one in the teeth and you're taking that puck clean  

[Rush17]

[smithers joe]

how about, the funny bone? 

[Nuxfanabroad]

Well SLap me Willie, & call me Sami!

 

Ohhhh, that's reelGud!

[apollo18]

cmon guys choose your preference in the poll

[JM_]

can we pick one ball, then deflecting up? split the difference? 

[Yung1]

mouth. you can reconstruct my face but you cant reconstruct my balls.

[Lancaster]

I can't imagine talking in falsetto for the rest of my life, lol.  

[73 Percent]

Who's taking the slap shot? Are we talking weber? Or stretcher lol?

[73 Percent]

48 minutes ago, Robert Long said:

can we pick one ball, then deflecting up? split the difference? 

Why that order? You really want to know what your balls taste like? I'd rather go bar down in this scenario lol

[apollo18]

tbh i like pain so i would just go with balls and before the slapshot hits my balls it would yell "i like PAAAAIN" to confuse my senses in thinking i like pain so it doesnt hurt while if the slapshot hit me in mym mouth / face i wouldnt be able to say anything since my jaw would be dead

[Phil_314]

I feel like upping the ante a bit lol. 

Take a Shea Weber slapshot,
Get crunched along the boards by a young Chris Pronger,
or fight and get ragdolled by Zdeno Chara?

Step right up, step right up, tough guys of CDC!

Edited October 17, 2020 by Phil_314

[crobar]

How about an open ice hit from Scott Stevens or a fight with Kurt Fraser

[CBH1926]

Some of you guys are putting way too much thought into this one.

[luckylager]

1 hour ago, Phil_314 said:

I feel like upping the ante a bit lol. 

Take a Shea Weber slapshot,
Get crunched along the boards by a young Chris Pronger,
or fight and get ragdolled by Zdeno Chara?

Step right up, step right up, tough guys of CDC!

Chara

 

14 minutes ago, crobar said:

How about an open ice hit from Scott Stevens or a fight with Kurt Fraser

Fraser

 

They both fight with honour. The rest if the propositions are potentially life altering injury stuff.

 

Apollo's too.

For that one though, I choose neither. That's right. 

I'm

Not

Playing

 

[Phil_314]

Would you rather get deked by Datsyuk to the point that you tumble backwards (hello, Logan Couture) THEN pull a Wideman in the same game,

 

Let in a 200-foot bouncing puck like Vesa Toskala and then get deked by Datsyuk in the shootout

Or do the impossible and pull a Patrik Stefan, and then end up scoring an own goal Loui style in OT?

 

[Gollumpus]

I once faced a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know...(with all due respect to Groucho Marx)

 

                                           regards,  G.

[JM_]

16 hours ago, 73 Percent said:

Why that order? You really want to know what your balls taste like? I'd rather go bar down in this scenario lol

never thought of that.... that could work as well