#Canucks Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 TAMPA, FL—Scandal is once again rocking the NFL on Super Bowl Sunday after accusations surfaced that Tampa Bay Buccaneer Quarterback Tom Brady has been taking performance-enhancing Metamucil. "Yeah, I heard that too," said Kansas City Quarterback Patrick Mahomes. "I heard people his age need to take it every day in order to be able to poop like normal young football players like me. I wouldn't be surprised in the least." Tom Brady has forcefully denied all accusations. "Shut up, guys! I'm not that old- I'm only 43!" said Mr. Brady to a roomful of sports reporters. "43 is not that old! Why would I need to take Metamucil? I had a perfectly good bowel movement just this morning!" After he said this, the entire room burst out in laughter, since Tom Brady had just used the phrase "bowel movement." In light of the scandal, some others say they feel emboldened to come forward regarding some other Tom Brady wrongdoings. At the time of publishing, several witnesses accused Brady of illegally deflating the tennis balls on the walker he uses to get from his front door to his mailbox. Found this, made me laugh! Not sure if it’s true or not! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 (edited) 44 minutes ago, #Canucks said: TAMPA, FL—Scandal is once again rocking the NFL on Super Bowl Sunday after accusations surfaced that Tampa Bay Buccaneer Quarterback Tom Brady has been taking performance-enhancing Metamucil. "Yeah, I heard that too," said Kansas City Quarterback Patrick Mahomes. "I heard people his age need to take it every day in order to be able to poop like normal young football players like me. I wouldn't be surprised in the least." Tom Brady has forcefully denied all accusations. "Shut up, guys! I'm not that old- I'm only 43!" said Mr. Brady to a roomful of sports reporters. "43 is not that old! Why would I need to take Metamucil? I had a perfectly good bowel movement just this morning!" After he said this, the entire room burst out in laughter, since Tom Brady had just used the phrase "bowel movement." In light of the scandal, some others say they feel emboldened to come forward regarding some other Tom Brady wrongdoings. At the time of publishing, several witnesses accused Brady of illegally deflating the tennis balls on the walker he uses to get from his front door to his mailbox. Found this, made me laugh! Not sure if it’s true or not! Are you KIDDING me #Canucks? This is why people need to do some research and think about something. It's obviously satire. Edited February 10, 2021 by Dazzle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pears Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 1 minute ago, Dazzle said: Are you KIDDING me #Canucks? This is why people need to do some research and think about something. It's obviously satire. As well as not provide a link . This won’t be up for long. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoKnows Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 Unacceptable. Legacy will be tarnished forever. Tom Brady will be more disgraced than Pete Rose, and Barry Bonds. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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