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[KoreanHockeyFan]

Why does Matthew Tkachuk sound like a bad impersonation of a southern redneck accent. 

Edited March 18, 2021 by KoreanHockeyFan

[LionofJudah]

This is literally my first time hearing ratchuks voice and man does it make me want to punch him even more

[Dr. Crossbar]

Just now, KoreanHockeyFan said:

Why does Matthew Tkachuk sounds like a bad impersonation of a southern redneck accent. 

Calgary 

[IBatch]

I will never complain about not drafting MT instead of OJ again - wait a goofy voice - like chalkboard scratching.  And puny arms.   

[thrago]

Just now, KoreanHockeyFan said:

Why does Matthew Tkachuk sound like a bad impersonation of a southern redneck accent. 

I was thinking the same thing.

[MikeyD]

1 minute ago, CanucksCountry said:

Why the &^@# is there a turtle on my screen

It's technically a tortoise. 

[Maniwaki Canuck]

Just now, KoreanHockeyFan said:

Why does Matthew Tkachuk sounds like a bad impersonation of a southern redneck accent. 

To get in Sutter's good books.

[oldnews]

The hotdog fits right in between the milk....

[Aardvark]

Wow, Matthew Tkachuk sure has a southern drawl

[BarnBurner]

Elliiot Fried Man is an asshat, period.. Another one drumming up controversy. 

[Ghostsof1915]

2 minutes ago, CanucksCountry said:

Why the &^@# is there a turtle on my screen

Holtby now controls the vertical, he now controls the horizontal. 

[Nuxfanabroad]

1 minute ago, KoreanHockeyFan said:

Why does Matthew Tkachuk sound like a bad impersonation of a southern redneck accent. 

Exactly what I was thinking. Felt like I tumbled into a lousy 1970's era country music, novelty ditty! Traumatizing!!!

[Mustard Tiger]

2 minutes ago, KoreanHockeyFan said:

Why does Matthew Tkachuk sound like a bad impersonation of a southern redneck accent. 

Because AHLberta is Northern Texas

[KILLER]

1 minute ago, MikeyD said:

It's technically a tortoise. 

Because land.(ice)

[Dr. Crossbar]

Mace Wan

[MikeyD]

1 minute ago, KoreanHockeyFan said:

Why does Matthew Tkachuk sound like a bad impersonation of a southern redneck accent. 

That's just how people sound in Calgary. I used to work around there and everybody sounds either like that or Goofy. There really isn't much in between, unless you're counting where your cousins fit on your family tree because that's when things really become complicated. 

[nucklehead]

1 minute ago, IBatch said:

I will never complain about not drafting MT instead of OJ again - wait a goofy voice - like chalkboard scratching.  And puny arms.   

I like his opener: hey tchuk how you going to handle the oilers?

Tchuck. Duh i don't know ...blah blah

[KILLER]

Just now, Ghostsof1915 said:

Holtby now controls the vertical, he now controls the horizontal. 

Outerlimits reference, take my upvote lol

[FijianCanuck]

3 minutes ago, KoreanHockeyFan said:

Why does Matthew Tkachuk sound like a bad impersonation of a southern redneck accent. 

Lmao i thought the same and his brother looks like a mutant.

[bishopshodan]

Just now, Mustard Tiger said:

Because AHLberta is Northern Texas

Just read a story of a Confederate flag flying in grave yard out there...wft.