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Want to play but have a busy schedule this month.

 

Need to have 20+ games with all the OG's in the Summer or something.

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24 minutes ago, Blue Jay 22 said:

Whenever CDC mafia picks up again and this game gets going, I’ll make you the ghost that come out of the Ark.

Pfff at most, only the Aladeenis would fit into that box.

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That is actually an accurate representation at what would happen if ever any man were to behold the Aladeenis in all it's glory. 

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2 hours ago, Aladeen said:

That is actually an accurate representation at what would happen if ever any man were to behold the Aladeenis in all it's glory. 

Cuz if you gazed upon it...no amount of antibiotics could save you...

 

finished episode 1 GIF by RuPaul's Drag Race

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1 hour ago, DarthMelvin said:

Cuz if you gazed upon it...no amount of antibiotics could save you...

 

finished episode 1 GIF by RuPaul's Drag Race

Naw boi, if any man were to look upon it they would realize instantly that that is what a man is supposed to look like. It would shatter your world to realize what you thought was a penis between your legs, what had been giving you pleasure your whole life, what perhaps you may even have previously been proud of, was in reality just a slightly engorged clitoris. It would destroy your very thought of reality, the shame would overwhelm you and burn up your flesh, blood, and bone from the inside out. In the final moments you would beg for your miserable façade of a life to come to a swift end. Mercifully it would. Your consciousness would become so devoid of any sort of concrete rationale belief that it would deprive you of any sort of afterlife. What some religions call hell is the prison you would create for yourself for all eternity to come. The warping and destroying of your fragile ego would leave only the ID of your mind to create a fantasy realm where nothing exists only the sweet release of dark emptiness until every last star in the universe were to burn out.  

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2 hours ago, Aladeen said:

Naw boi, if any man were to look upon it they would realize instantly that that is what a man is supposed to look like. It would shatter your world to realize what you thought was a penis between your legs, what had been giving you pleasure your whole life, what perhaps you may even have previously been proud of, was in reality just a slightly engorged clitoris. It would destroy your very thought of reality, the shame would overwhelm you and burn up your flesh, blood, and bone from the inside out. In the final moments you would beg for your miserable façade of a life to come to a swift end. Mercifully it would. Your consciousness would become so devoid of any sort of concrete rationale belief that it would deprive you of any sort of afterlife. What some religions call hell is the prison you would create for yourself for all eternity to come. The warping and destroying of your fragile ego would leave only the ID of your mind to create a fantasy realm where nothing exists only the sweet release of dark emptiness until every last star in the universe were to burn out.  

Jesus.

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16 hours ago, Aladeen said:

Naw boi, if any man were to look upon it they would realize instantly that that is what a man is supposed to look like. It would shatter your world to realize what you thought was a penis between your legs, what had been giving you pleasure your whole life, what perhaps you may even have previously been proud of, was in reality just a slightly engorged clitoris. It would destroy your very thought of reality, the shame would overwhelm you and burn up your flesh, blood, and bone from the inside out. In the final moments you would beg for your miserable façade of a life to come to a swift end. Mercifully it would. Your consciousness would become so devoid of any sort of concrete rationale belief that it would deprive you of any sort of afterlife. What some religions call hell is the prison you would create for yourself for all eternity to come. The warping and destroying of your fragile ego would leave only the ID of your mind to create a fantasy realm where nothing exists only the sweet release of dark emptiness until every last star in the universe were to burn out.  

imagination jerking off GIF

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On 4/14/2021 at 4:43 PM, Aladeen said:

Naw boi, if any man were to look upon it they would realize instantly that that is what a man is supposed to look like. It would shatter your world to realize what you thought was a penis between your legs, what had been giving you pleasure your whole life, what perhaps you may even have previously been proud of, was in reality just a slightly engorged clitoris. It would destroy your very thought of reality, the shame would overwhelm you and burn up your flesh, blood, and bone from the inside out. In the final moments you would beg for your miserable façade of a life to come to a swift end. Mercifully it would. Your consciousness would become so devoid of any sort of concrete rationale belief that it would deprive you of any sort of afterlife. What some religions call hell is the prison you would create for yourself for all eternity to come. The warping and destroying of your fragile ego would leave only the ID of your mind to create a fantasy realm where nothing exists only the sweet release of dark emptiness until every last star in the universe were to burn out.  

 

Whats a clitoris

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On 4/6/2021 at 8:57 PM, Sharpshooter said:

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I was going to promote this game on the Off topic forum...but when I posted the link to this game this is what was showing for our game here LOL :lol::towel::lol:

 

I sed to myself..."Hmm no not gonna do it..."

 

 

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The greatest name in hockey!

 

Sam Anas

 

I think the nucks should trade for him. Some might say that at 5'8" Anas is a little small but I think it's just the right fit. 

 

Furthermore I think the Canucks should also hire Luber to be a personal coach for Anas. Luber would be all over Anas to ensure the fit would good, it might be a bit tight but I think it would all come together in the end. 

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