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In breaking news, Toronto Maple Leafs, searching for a big man, sign Eugene Jumpoff, as a starting center.


Eugene has spent several years with the New Jersey Nets, of the NBA


In a statement by GM Kyle Dumbass, he is quoted as say. "We wanted a big man who could get to some of these loose pucks."


In another statement, Dumbass was heard saying, "We were suprised that he was still available for us to sign"



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