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Homer quote on guns.


A gun is not a weapon, Marge. It's a tool. Like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, or... uh, a... an alligator. You just need more education on the subject. Tell you what. You come with me to an N.R.A. meeting, and if you still don't think guns are great, we can argue some more.



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I don’t remember the exact quotes, but…..two of my favourites are: 

“I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was and now what I’m with isn’t it anymore and what’s it is seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!” -  Abe Simpson


”I don’t usually pray, but if you’re up there……….Please save me Superman!” - Homer Simpson



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