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It's late at night and I've got chores I shoudl be doing but can't be bothered so let's play a game - Canucks hockey style :frantic:

 

Instead of Bang Marry Kill, we play Keep, Trade or Waive ( / Buyout). First you choose your game mode: 1. Go for it. 2. Retool on the Fly. 3. Scorched Earth Rebuild. 

 

Game Mode: Retool on the Fly. 

 

Aman - Keep

Dries - Keep

Horvat - Keep 

Joshua - Keep

Lazar - Keep

Pettersson - Keep

Miller - Trade  

Studnika - Keep

 

Hoglander - Trade

Kuzmenko - Keep

Pearson - Waive

Boeser - Trade

Garland - Trade

Mikheyev - Keep

Podkolzin - Keep 

Lockwood - Keep

 

Bear - Keep

Poolman - Waive

OEL - Waive 

Burroughs - Keep

Myers - Trade

Hughes - Keep

Rathbone - Keep 

Juulsen - Keep

Schenn - Trade 

Stillman - Keep

 

Demko - Keep 

Martin - Keep

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35 minutes ago, NHL'er said:

It's late at night and I've got chores I shoudl be doing but can't be bothered so let's play a game - Canucks hockey style :frantic:

 

Instead of Bang Marry Kill, we play Keep, Trade or Waive ( / Buyout). First you choose your game mode: 1. Go for it. 2. Retool on the Fly. 3. Scorched Earth Rebuild. 

 

Game Mode: Retool on the Fly. 

 

Aman - Keep

Dries - Keep

Horvat - Keep 

Joshua - Keep

Lazar - Keep

Pettersson - Keep

Miller - Trade  

Studnika - Keep

 

Hoglander - Trade

Kuzmenko - Keep

Pearson - Waive

Boeser - Trade

Garland - Trade

Mikheyev - Keep

Podkolzin - Keep 

Lockwood - Keep

 

Bear - Keep

Poolman - Waive

OEL - Waive 

Burroughs - Keep

Myers - Trade

Hughes - Keep

Rathbone - Keep 

Juulsen - Keep

Schenn - Trade 

Stillman - Keep

 

Demko - Keep 

Martin - Keep

** ARE MY CHANGES

 

Aman - Keep

**Dries - AHL

**Horvat - Keep or trade if a haul

Joshua - Keep

Lazar - Keep

Pettersson - Keep

**Miller - Trade  FOR 100 % GET RID OF

Studnika - Keep

 

** Hoglander - KEEP

Kuzmenko - Keep

** Pearson - Waive AND GONE  @ ANY COST

**Boeser - Trade 100% PLEASE 

**Garland - Trade 100% GET RID OF

Mikheyev - Keep

Podkolzin - Keep 

Lockwood - Keep

 

Bear - Keep

** Poolman - Waive GET RID OF IN ANY WAY 

** OEL - Waive   IT IS WAT IT IS

Burroughs - Keep

**Myers - Trade PLEASE SOMEHOW SOMEWAY

Hughes - Keep

Rathbone - Keep 

** Juulsen - AHL

**Schenn -  KEEP AND SIGN FOR 2 MORE

** Stillman - GET RID OF 100%

 

Demko - Keep 

Martin - Keep

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Game Mode: Somewhere inbetween rebuild and retool

 

Aman - Keep

Dries - Keep

Horvat - Trade

Joshua - Keep

Lazar - Keep

Pettersson - Keep

Miller - Trade

Studnika - Keep

 

Hoglander - Keep

Kuzmenko - Keep

Pearson - Trade

Boeser - Trade

Garland - Trade

Mikheyev - Keep

Podkolzin - Keep 

Lockwood - Keep

 

Bear - Keep

Poolman - LTIR/Trade

OEL - Waive 

Burroughs - Keep

Myers - Trade

Hughes - Keep

Rathbone - Keep 

Juulsen - Keep

Schenn - Trade 

Stillman - Keep

 

Demko - Keep 

Martin - Keep

 

Now will we see 6-7 total trades by the deadline? Not likely, but we have to make these moves while most of the bolded players trade values are sky high. Horvat I’m looking at a 1st, 2nd and a blue chip prospect. Miller a 1st and a prospect. Boeser I think could still get a 2nd and a prospect from a team who could use a boost on the powerplay. Garland I’d say a 2nd and maaaaybe a prospect. Myers with 50% retained should at least fetch a 3rd from a contender, same goes for Pearson, and Schenn a 2nd. With this we’d be looking at adding two extra 1sts, 3 extra 2nds, 2 3rds and a couple of prospects. This would go a really long ways in getting us in the right direction. 

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keep forwards :petterson , mickyev , kuzmenko , garland , hogz , podz , lockwood , aman , lazar , horvat , studz , joshua , dries , klimovich

keep d men : bear , burroughs , rathbone , juulsen

keep : martin

 

trade everyone else.

I'm not sold on even hughes having what it takes to be a cup winner unless he has a solid 4 dmen around him.  

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25 minutes ago, grumpyone said:

keep forwards :petterson , mickyev , kuzmenko , garland , hogz , podz , lockwood , aman , lazar , horvat , studz , joshua , dries , klimovich

keep d men : bear , burroughs , rathbone , juulsen

keep : martin

 

trade everyone else.

I'm not sold on even hughes having what it takes to be a cup winner unless he has a solid 4 dmen around him.  

With you on most except get rid of dries, rathbone. 

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On 11/20/2022 at 7:00 PM, Bounce000 said:

Well there’s gotta be a post that plays the proper way

 

So, as per my wife:

 

Bang - Miller

Marry - Pettersson

Kill - Pearson

 

 

I will ask my wife but pretty sure we'd end up in a fight.  BANG.  Bang Bang BANG bang bang bang bang bang.  

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