OldFaithfulCap Posted February 27, 2023 Author Share Posted February 27, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Vintage Canuck- Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 3 minutes ago, OldFaithfulCap said: With defence pairings: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chon derry Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 12 minutes ago, eeeeergh said: Next up: "Kuzmenko is out week to week with gastrointestinal distress due to overconsumption of carbonated beverages" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BertaNuck Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 (edited) Management not wanting to rebuild, I bet $10 the islanders pick is traded for a young nhl ready dman Edited February 27, 2023 by BertaNuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldFaithfulCap Posted February 27, 2023 Author Share Posted February 27, 2023 6 minutes ago, -Vintage Canuck- said: With defence pairings: Updated via daily faceoff Nucks are skating now, hopefully should get lines soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassbs Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 let’s gooooooo starsssssss 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coconuts Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 No Miller, let's take advantage of his being out and go on a losing stretch for the tank cause 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eeeeergh Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 i wonder if it's weird for dallas fans to see us cheering for their team at the end of the day they're the chumps that decided to try to make the playoffs instead of ripping a fard for bedard 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coconuts Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 32 minutes ago, eeeeergh said: Next up: "Kuzmenko is out week to week with gastrointestinal distress due to overconsumption of carbonated beverages" OD'd on potassium, entered the NHL's substance use program and will be out for the season 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillipBlunt Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 6 minutes ago, Coconuts said: OD'd on potassium, entered the NHL's substance use program and will be out for the season 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coconuts Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 Just now, PhillipBlunt said: Just think, if he ever does get injured we can dunk on the NHL by having two mascots. Kuzmenko can earn his keep by engaging with the fans in a giant banana suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillipBlunt Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 Just now, Coconuts said: Just think, if he ever does get injured we can dunk on the NHL by having two mascots. Kuzmenko can earn his keep by engaging with the fans in a giant banana suit. Except it won't be a suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coconuts Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 Just now, PhillipBlunt said: Except it won't be a suit. That's what happens when you overdose on potassium, it eats you from the inside out and you gradually evolve into a human banana. Could throw him on the bench as our backup but he'd probably bruise pretty easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillipBlunt Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 Just now, Coconuts said: That's what happens when you overdose on potassium, it eats you from the inside out and you gradually evolve into a human banana. Could throw him on the bench as our backup but he'd probably bruise pretty easily. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HKSR Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 47 minutes ago, eeeeergh said: Next up: "Kuzmenko is out week to week with gastrointestinal distress due to overconsumption of carbonated beverages" More like constipation due to too many bananas. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HKSR Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 35 minutes ago, -Vintage Canuck- said: With defence pairings: WHAT?! Miller isn't injured! He's on Dallas now! WE TRADES HIM!!!111!! ZOmg!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HKSR Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 59 minutes ago, -Vintage Canuck- said: The official word from the Canucks: Lies. See above. He's a defenceman on Dallas now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Vintage Canuck- Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 1 minute ago, HKSR said: Lies. See above. He's a defenceman on Dallas now. Cheeky. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nergish Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 oof, I was pretty onboard with trading JT... but our lineup sure looks dreadful without him there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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