EastVanHalen

6. To that really thirsty guy sitting in the centre of the row: I know beer is important to you. It's important to all of us. But as much as I appreciate your desire to get liquored up before the lineups form at intermission, I didn't spend 40 bucks so I could miss an important play because I'm looking at your ass while you're trying to push past me en route to the concessions. Sit down and wait for the goddamned whistle.