[Vote for a line nickname for the Sedins and Burrows and win autographed photos of all three players!]

ESL FTW

[Stop saying "Two Thousand."]

Two thousand.

Didn't you read the blog? It addresses this very thing.

[A Quick Reflection on Remembrance Day CDC traffic.]

The lengths people will go to to avoid discussion of things that make them uncomfortable. . .

duck, dodge, hide.

Bye-bye.

We all know you're not stupid, Steamer, so the "willfully obtuse" routine rings a bit hollow, don't you think?

[The crew has beamed down to the surface. This may be my final blog entry.]

You may call me, 'Wookies, the man that changed the significance of my life...in so very many ways."

Actually, you were one of the people covered in the "and others, not so much" part of my speech.

[The crew has beamed down to the surface. This may be my final blog entry.]

I would suggest trying politico. I have a contact there whom might be of some interest to you if you wish to pursue blogging for a living.

I think I need better PR. I wrote that first post before lunch, and I haven't received a single request for media access.

Anyway, I'm just fooling around. I doubt there's a prospect of blogging for a living, somehow.

Thanks for the suggestion, though.